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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: March 2009
Normal
The bar that I frequent is the local Cheers– everyone knows your name and the name of everyone in the bar. I can tell you what each of the regulars drinks, and which nights they are usually there. The majority of the clientele are townies: Redneck, blue collar, slightly older, set in their ways. You [...]
Posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching 7 Comments
Wardrobe Malfunction: The Therapist Is *In*
I went to work today with my new, shorter hair. It struck me that I have not documented any of my work outfits. Today’s was an atypical work outfit in that it is more reminiscent of my normal style than most of the things I wear to work are. But I liked it and so [...]
Posted in Foto, Psychobabble, Wardrobe Malfunction 2 Comments
Disconnect
I received this message from a man: “im not gonna lie, do u wanna have a passionate night with me? sorry if im being too blunt.“ I then checked his profile. The first lines in the profile say: “i am 21 and although that is young i am certain that i want to be in [...]
Posted in Make Me A Match 4 Comments
Brain Esplode. Ignorance Abounds.
This video hurt my brain, my soul, and my faith in humanity.Some highlights of the video include: “Sex is not supposed to be pleasurable for the female. It is primarily something the man will enjoy.” “If the female enjoys the sex, that’s nice. That’s a little extra, but it’s not necessary.” “But the women DO [...]
Proof That I Was Destined To Like The Ladies
Exhibit A: The haircut. Exhibit B: The rainbow bike. Exhibit C: The softball outfit. The proof is in the pudding, my friends. Even as a child, I had lesbian tendencies.
Posted in Foto 6 Comments
OH MY GOD I CHOPPED IT OFF*
So, I asked my readers what I should do with my hair. The results of the poll were pretty split and there was no clear winner. So what I did was bring two pictures in to my hair dresser and asked her what she thought. We did a modified version of Rihanna’s cut (and this [...]
Posted in Foto 19 Comments
Girl On Girl
These pictures make me want to do more than just kiss a girl. It’s funny how my strongest reactions are not to the explicit pictures, but the ones with less nudity and more story and beauty. All images courtesy of Alexa’s Erotic Images Collection.
Posted in Eye Candy 7 Comments
Booty Call Etiquette
I am a huge fan of the booty call. What this means is that I love having a person or persons that I can call at closing time knowing that we can go home together and fuck. I love to have someone that I can text on a weeknight to watch TV with, eat some [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany 14 Comments
Personalized Advertising Doesn’t Always Work
Ads appear in your sidebar on Facebook and are chosen based on key words or interests in your profile. Which is why I could not for the life of me figure out why this ad appeared in my sidebar. Committed to growing in Christ? Me? Ha. But then I remembered: I quote the Bible in [...]
Posted in Diarrhea of the Mind, Sex Miscellany 1 Comment
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