Ads appear in your sidebar on Facebook and are chosen based on key words or interests in your profile. Which is why I could not for the life of me figure out why this ad appeared in my sidebar.
Committed to growing in Christ? Me? Ha. But then I remembered: I quote the Bible in my Facebook profile. And what passage might I have in said profile?
“Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses.” -Ezekiel 23:19-21
I found it awesome that there was a Bible passage that referenced whores, large penii, and copious amounts of ejaculate. Typical.
And a side note: Doesn’t “doing life” sound like they are locked up? Poor choice of words, my friends.
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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One Comment
That's funny.
I’ve always had a soft spot for Deuteronomy 28:56.
The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground for delicateness and tenderness, her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter, and toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates.
That's just gross. lol