Brain Esplode. Ignorance Abounds.

This video hurt my brain, my soul, and my faith in humanity.

Some highlights of the video include:
  • “Sex is not supposed to be pleasurable for the female. It is primarily something the man will enjoy.”
  • “If the female enjoys the sex, that’s nice. That’s a little extra, but it’s not necessary.”
  • “But the women DO have the clitoris, which is a gift that God gave to them because it hurts to have sex and to be in labor and to have childbirth. So God said, ‘here you go.’”
  • “But the pain in childbirth is a punishment from God for women because Eve ate the apple.”
  • “Lesbian sex I don’t get at all. Isn’t point of lesbians that they are frustrated with men so they go on to women now? Well, that’s a bit lazy. Why not search a bit harder for a man that you do like?”
  • “Lesbians keep making themselves more unattractive to men, cutting their hair short and wearing mannish clothes. You’re never going to become a heterosexual dressed like that!”
  • “They have the clitoris, which I’m not sure what they’re supposed to do with that, since it has no reproductive function. And I’m not sure how Jesus feels about licking it, which some men tend to do to give the woman pleasure. I think it’s mainly meant for the woman to touch for herself while the man is putting his penis in her and deriving his pleasure from that.”
  • “Women, when a man comes home from work and is tired and he just wants to put his sperm in you, don’t ask him to lick your clitoris. He doesn’t want to be down there so just lay there and allow him to put his sperm inside you where it belongs.”
This man has an entire YouTube channel of ignorance. If you feel like stabbing yourself in the neck, check out “why homosexuality is against god’s will,” “why abortion is evil,” and “why evolution doesn’t work.”
I alternated between horror and laughter while watching this man.
This entry was posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Sex Miscellany. Bookmark the permalink. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.


  1. Ambitious Blonde
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 9:15 am | Permalink

    Jesus. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    I wonder if the people at the institution know that's what he's been doing with his computer time.

  2. Ms. Eternal Optimist
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    OK, so I've been lurking around here for weeks, but not commenting. So, here I go!!! LOL!!! I just couldn't resist this one. This dude is such an asshat.

    "They have the clitoris, which I'm not sure what they're supposed to do with that, since it has no reproductive function. And I'm not sure how Jesus feels about licking it, which some men tend to do to give the woman pleasure. I think it's mainly meant for the woman to touch for herself while the man is putting his penis in her and deriving his pleasure from that."

    Get the fuck out of here!!! Dude, just watch Katt William's stand-up, and he'll tell you why you need to lick your woman's clit.

    I just don't understand men and the whole idea that sex is just about them. I was married to one of these, and my sex life was AWFUL. He always complained that he had to beg me for sex. Why would I want to do it if I'm not having fun? Well, years later, another lover, and my sex life it THE SHIT!!! Men, the more gracious you are, the more we will be as well. Think about it!

  3. thecaretaker
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 10:27 am | Permalink

    Is this guy serious?

  4. Brilliance Proper
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    To say the least, wow. I'm shocked and appalled. This guy is SO serious. I'm pretty sure he was raised under a rock somewhere. Nothing he says is coherent or intelligent. Flush.

  5. Whiskey and Popcorn
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 11:30 am | Permalink

    De lurking! These folks tend to be abstain until marriage too.The one thing they never mention is how awkward or painful the first time can be. They make out like for each decade you wait, you get an extra orgasm on your wedding night.

  6. Whiskey and Popcorn
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 11:31 am | Permalink

    Ok. May have accidently overposted. Ignore any repeats.

  7. alana
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    I totally love this. I’m gonna post this on my page too. It’s just too awesome to ignore.

    A lot of people in the comments said it was a satire, but I couldn’t find anything to back that up. It would make sense if it was though (especially with that whole thumb baby thing).

    I love, “the woman just has to lie there and receive the sperm.” Haha wtf?

  8. Paradox
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 12:28 pm | Permalink

    It's truly incredible how the fundies manage to self parody just by speaking. Of course, the painful thing is that anyone actually believes this. I can't imagine being trapped in that mentality.

    No joy in sex whatsoever. Oh hey, honey, sorry, I've got to put my sperm inside you. Yeah, just hold still for a little bit, it's okay. sounds awful for everyone involved.

  9. Eliot
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    It's a shame he's so stupid because he's not bad looking. He's a waste of space.

  10. Paradox
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm | Permalink

    Okay, upon further inspection, it looks fairly certain that this guy is actually a troll and brilliantly satirizing teh fundies. In which case, he's awesome. It's hard to tell, but there seems to be a consensus in his comments that he's just a funny mother fucker.

    So perhaps it's less self parody and more actual parody. Which makes me much happier.

  11. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    Dude. I'm pretty sure that Jesus would have been a big fan of the clit. Just a hunch.

    And Moses? Huge fan of menstrual sex. He did part the Red Sea, after all.

  12. darklydreaming
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    If that guy is really serious, he doesn't make me want to stab myself in the neck. He makes me want to stab him in the neck. Idiocy like that should not be allowed to propagate.

    Watching some of his other videos, I really get the impression that he's just utterly ignorant. So deeply ignorant and lacking in logical reasoning skills that he appears totally alien to me.

  13. eva
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    uhhhhhh. that is all i have to say.

  14. Hubman
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 6:22 pm | Permalink

    I bet he's one of those ultra-conservatives who likes the little boys. Fuckin' creep.

  15. Red
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    That whole "women gotta touch themselves" thing is totally against god, dude…that's masturbation. the bible don't like no masturbation.

    This man obviously has no idea what he's saying or the message he's trying to send. lame.

    I enjoy the fuck outta sex, masturbation, cunnilingus and the works! If I'm with a man who won't please me, he's out the door faster than you can say 'please, sir, can I have another' ;b

  16. The Promo Homo
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    Red, I think the bible is only against masturbation because it is a waste of the male seed. So maybe we ladies are safe? Then again, my bible knowledge is limited and I just go with what I hear through the grapevine.

  17. river
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 8:42 pm | Permalink

    Ok, we all agree here, but the question is really, where do you surf that you found this????

  18. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted March 30, 2009 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

    Someone had posted a video response to one of his "why homosexuality is against god's will" video and it was a featured video. So I clicked it, and then went to watch the original. I was appalled.

    And to all those who think he is a troll, he may be, but I didn't find any evidence supporting that. He seems genuine to me.

  19. Mary
    Posted April 1, 2009 at 7:32 pm | Permalink

    Wow! I'm just guessing that he isn't getting much of any sex at all.

    I don't believe that people become homosexual as a reaction to their environment, but this man may just prove me wrong. If all men were like him, I suspect that most women would, as he says, become "frustrated with men so they go on to women."

    What an idiot!

  20. JonsBabydoll
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

    Oh… my… gosh.

    *shakes head*


Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *


You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Subscribe without commenting

  • This site contains adult content and is not intended for anyone under the age of 18. Under 18? Click here:


  • Britni TheVadgeWig

    PhotobucketI'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Because I Am a Shameless, Broke-Ass Bitch

    All donations are welcome, of course! You can always buy me something off my wishlist, as well.

  • Get Yourself Off

    Good Vibes PinkCherry Sex Toys Love yourself. Everyday. Tickle. Photobucket ER-150x250-1a_3 / JT's Stockroom
  • Photobucket
  • See My Writing At

    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Watch Them Get Off

    visit Photobucket visit
  • The What

  • The Who

  • Go Back In Time