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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: August 2008
Breaking The Dry Spell
The celibacy thing just wasn’t working out for me. I figured that two and a half months was long enough. So, I got laid last night! My local bartender had started telling people that one of the other regulars had fucked my face, so went about trying to make the rumor a reality. And the [...]
The Disappearing Man
I was browsing Craigslist’s Casual Encounters* and looking and pictures of penises (penii?) in my area and I stumbled across a posting claiming to have a picture. I clicked the post and this was the picture that came up: What, exactly, is this supposed to be saying? I have good taste in clothing (which is [...]
Posted in Diarrhea of the Mind, Make Me A Match 1 Comment
Towel Head
Being a dork after my shower: Yeah, yeah, I’m weird. I know.
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Product Review: Gun Oil
If you look on my sidebar, you will see a button for Babeland. I also link to them. I am now an affiliate of the site, and will be doing product reviews on my blog pretty regularly. Hope you enjoy! Gun Oil is a silicone-based lubricant. This means that it is super slick, odorless and [...]
Triple Word Score
I was talking to a potential suitor online around 2:30 on a Thursday, and this was the reason he was ending our conversation: In any case, I have to go play scrabble with my hombres, but it was great pseudo-meeting you I will let TheWaterGirl take this one for me: twg: hombres!scrabble!awesome! And during a [...]
Sex Ed
I was a really nerdy kid. I never really had any friends, and I always wanted desperately to be liked and to fit in. Besides the general, basic “the birds and the bees” talk that most parents have with their kids, the majority of a child’s sex ed comes from their peers. I didn’t have [...]
Posted in Parental Control, Sex Miscellany, Sexuality 1 Comment
So Much More Than Just Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery
I recently stumbled across an article entitled Confessions of a Sex-Shop Salesgirl. I read it with interest, for obvious reasons. In my three years working at/managing an adult toy store, I learned a lot. And it is a completely different experience than I expected it to be. I walked in with expectations and those were [...]
1 Vs. 100
In our society, there is a stigma about the number of partners someone (especially a woman) has had. So many women are afraid to be sexual or to admit that they have been with a certain number of people because that somehow makes them “dirty,” “damaged,” or “slutty.” However, I don’t see how it is [...]
Posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Sexuality 5 Comments
Wardrobe Malfunction: Fall Colors In Summertime
I have discovered that the best place for me to take pictures with my tragically wounded camera is outside. I wore this outfit for an afternoon lunch date. I am wearing: Tan and black striped dress from Target Teal tights from Gap (purchased like a year ago) Mustard yellow flats from Target Black corset-inspired belt [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Girly Denim