Sex Ed

I was a really nerdy kid. I never really had any friends, and I always wanted desperately to be liked and to fit in. Besides the general, basic “the birds and the bees” talk that most parents have with their kids, the majority of a child’s sex ed comes from their peers.

I didn’t have those friends and peers to teach me all the stuff beyond the “when a man and a woman love each other very much…” Therefore, I had to ask my mom. I remember coming home one day and asking my mom, “Mom, what is ‘eating out’?”
My mom told me, “It is when a boy sticks his tongue in your hole.” Now, I thought that was the grossest thing I had ever heard. I also, for the longest time, pictured cunnilingus as some dude attempting to stick his tongue inside of me. Try to picture that. Is that not the best, most awkward mental picture you could ever have? Yeah, I thought so.
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  1. Pronto
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    Funny though, in the end, once we've grown a bit older, it becomes so far less awkward that one actually starts to crave doing it (and, I guess, receiving it too).

    At least I can say that about me……. ;-)

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