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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: I Am A Material Girl
Mercy
I want to get these. They are the perfect way to end an argument, if you ask me. Simple, to the point, and cute as hell.
Also posted in Awesomeness, Relationships 2 Comments
Our Humble Abode
Yesterday was our housewarming party at our new apartment, so I thought I’d share some pictures of our place. It will probably never be this clean again. The living room is my favorite room in the house right now. We got that couch on Craigslist for wicked cheap, and it’s beautiful (even though it feel [...]
Material Happiness
I want to share some of the things that I’ve purchased lately that I love love love. Because I find so much of the stuff I buy through other people’s blogs, I figure maybe people will find something they like here! She Belongs There roll-on perfume. I absolutely love the name of this scent, and [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 2 Comments
Filled With Lust
So, I’ve already showed you the things I’m currently loving. Now I’m gonna talk about the things I’m currently lusting after. Many of these items will be clothing, or related to my apartment, as I’m still in the process of furnishing and decorating it. This set of retro flatware. My apartment is really brightly colored, [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 2 Comments
Things I’m Currently Loving
You know you’re blogging mojo has up and left you when you find yourself posting about random products. Or maybe that’s just me. Anywho, I thought I’d talk about some products I’ve recently acquired and am loving, whether because they’re uber functional or just plain pretty. Lush Cosmetics skincare products. I recently pampered myself and [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 6 Comments
Wardrobe Malfunction: Punctuation and Feathers
One thing I really appreciate about my job is that they allow me to maintain and express my individuality. I’m allowed to have visible tattoos and piercings, dye my hair, and wear whatever I want as long as it’s within dress code. This means nothing too revealing, no jeans except for Fridays, and no flip [...]
Also posted in Diarrhea of the Mind, Parental Control, Sexcapades, Wardrobe Malfunction Tagged Jesus, Threesome Girl 5 Comments
Happy
Going back through my blog in the recent months, I notice how bitter and angry and ranty I’ve gotten. And that’s a huge part of who I am: bitter and angry and ranty. But I think that comes from being a passionate person, and I don’t want to give those things up. However, once upon [...]
Also posted in I Want To Go To There 20 Comments
All I Want Is…
Dear Babeland, All I want for the holidays is a Jimmy Jane Form 6! I really, really want this sex toy because it’s pretty, and waterproof, and rechargable, and pretty much everything awesome rolled into one sex toy! Plus, it comes in pretty colors like blue, plum, and black. I’m especially deserving of this sexy toy [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery 2 Comments
If I Had A Million Dollars
…or, you know, a couple thou. Polyvore is a time suck and a wonderful place to find all kinds of shit that you could never afford and never would have coveted because you didn’t know it existed until you saw it on the site. Like all these dresses: Items in this set. Sigh. However, you [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 7 Comments
Girlfriend of the Year