Tag Archives: Republican Cowboy

A Proper Goodbye

My Republican Cowboy is moving next week. He’s going to be 1,000 miles away from me. Him and I don’t see each other much, but when we do, sparks fly and I feel at ease. He makes me feel beautiful and wanted and perfect, just the way I am. He said that when he found [...]
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My Worst Nightmare

I went home with the Republican Cowboy last night. He has a cardboard cut out of George W. Bush in his room. I wish I was joking. There is nothing more terrifying than waking up with a life sized cut out of GWB staring you in the face. NOTHING. Especially for a crazy liberal like [...]
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I was all excited today because my Republican Cowboy invited me over to fuck. I was there for THREE HOURS and he didn’t make a single move on me. What. the. fuck. If you call someone for a booty call, you’d better provide the booty. That’s all I’m sayin’. So much for my cheer-me-up sex.
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I Think His Tractor’s Sexy

As we all know, I spend a lot of time talking to people on GChat. Especially Molls. She is my bestest GChat friend. me: i am trying to myspace stalk my newest conquestMolls: niceme: i know that he is friends witha mutual friend who doesnt have a private profileme: so i am being creepyme: though [...]
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