Category Archives: Awesomeness

My Friends Are Better Than Yours

Did YOU get a picture this adorably awesome tweeted at you? Didn’t think so. Thank you, @SingingStrumpet! You rock my world.
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Girlfriend of the Year

Upon learning that Alex Rodriguez has multiple paintings of himself as a centaur in his home, Jesus decided that he, too, needed one. As a gift to him for various things including getting off heroin and generally being awesome, I commissioned a painting from a good friend of ours. Behold: You’ll have to trust me [...]
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I want to get these. They are the perfect way to end an argument, if you ask me. Simple, to the point, and cute as hell.
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Talking in His Sleep

Jesus, in his sleep: “And he goes up for the ball! That was a basketball metaphor. I make basketball metaphors.” Good to know. But he doesn’t even like basketball!
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This Is Why We’re Dating

Something I posted on Jesus’ wall: And yes, that one person that likes his comment is me.
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Tonight, I’m taking Jesus to dinner to celebrate 30 days without heroin. I’m so proud of him, and he says he’s feeling better than he has in a long time. I know we’ve still got an uphill battle, but we can only take it one step and one day at a time. My recovery program [...]
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My Boyfriend is Better Than Yours

Random text from Jesus: Dear creatures/beings/entities/spiritual forces to whom I give thanks: Thank you for blessing me with a girlfriend who likes to cuddle, make me laugh, has perfect tits and can suck cock like a porn star. That might be the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. And it totally made my night, [...]
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How My Day Started…

My alarm didn’t go off, so I was late and had to take a cab. My cab driver hit a chick on a bike, so I had to take a different cab halfway there. My new cabbie was listening to Rush Limbough, who I listened to read the headline “Gay Porn Star Accused of Killing [...]
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Sweet Nothings

Jesus: “I want to have a blowout dinner for my birthday. Will you be my date?” Me: “Fuck no.” Jesus: “Will you be my bitch?” Me: “Sure.” Jesus: “Will you be my cumslut?” Me: “Absolutely.” I like that he knows me already.
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Why I Love Dan Savage

To follow up on my “Dan Savage Fail” post, I figured I’d post AWESOME DAN SAVAGE. Not necessarily in the form of great advice, but more along the lines of AWESOME PERSON stuff. In a Word… I have a serious cum fetish. I work odd hours, and my husband often watches porn and masturbates, which [...]
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