All I Want Is…

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: November 30, 2009


Dear Babeland,

All I want for the holidays is a Jimmy Jane Form 6!

I really, really want this sex toy because it’s pretty, and waterproof, and rechargable, and pretty much everything awesome rolled into one sex toy! Plus, it comes in pretty colors like blue, plum, and black.
I’m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I’ve been deliciously naughty this year (though that’s no different than every other year, is it?)! I’ve been a slut and a whore, but I’ve also been my Daddy’s good little girl, too, so I’m sure that must make up for all the whoring around I’ve done, right?

Yours truly,
Britni TheVadgeWig

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2 Comments

  1. Essin' Em
    Posted November 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    I have and love the Form 6 – thanks Jimmy Jane :)

    Total side note, but I just gave you the "you are a great read" award thingy ma bobber on my blog. Thanks for always being an enjoyable read! http://essin-em.com/2009/11/you-are-a-great-read-award/

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  2. Complicated Kitten
    Posted November 30, 2009 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    I just love toys!! I wish that Santa would fill my stockings with some lovely goodies!!

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