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Out of My System

I saw The Bruiser when I was home a few weeks ago. And to be honest, I was really scared to see him. He’s always been my Exception, regardless of who I was dating. It didn’t matter how much I liked the person I was with, I could never say no when the opportunity to [...]
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Maybe One Day I’ll Be More Than Just Sex To Someone

If I had a nickel for every person that’s told me that I’m “fun,” but “not the kind of girl you bring home to your mother,” I’d have quite a few nickels. And honestly, I think that’s one of the meanest things you can say to someone. It’s like a punch in the gut. “I [...]
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White Knight

I often love people that are difficult to love. You see, I tend to suffer from “White Knight Syndrome.” I’m not a protective person by nature, but I tend to enter into relationships with people that I feel protective over. I’ve dated people that had long legal histories and ongoing legal problems, including incarceration during [...]
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I’ve known it all along. I don’t know whether to feel better because he finally said it or worse because he only said it knowing that I was leaving.
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It hurts more than they say it will. Not physically, but emotionally. You may love the other half of it, but you can’t let yourself, nor can you tell him. Whether it’s what you want in the long run or not, you’re not a monster; thinking of it as a parasite is a temporary fix. [...]
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Medication Diaries: Entry 4

So, after deciding to go off Seasonique, I asked my gyno about other options. I inquired about an IUD, an option he had shot down a year or two ago. He was hesitant to give me one, discussed with me the risks, and gave me the pamphlets to take home on both kinds (Mirena (hormonal) [...]
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Schoolyard Crush

As I alluded to in this post, Dude and I flirt like two kids on a playground. I push him down, but only because he pulled my hair first. It’s our way of letting each other know we have a crush on each other. I had the same kind of banter, teasing, and chops-busting with [...]
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That’s (Not) What Friends Are For

If you think it’s okay to go home with my ex, the one you know I’m still in love with, you’re not really my friend. Especially since you aren’t friends with him, and you’d only seen him from across the bar twice, and never talked to him. So this isn’t someone that you already knew [...]
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It’s official: I am allergic to latex. And it took me entirely too long to figure it out. You see, it’s been a long time since I’ve really used condoms on a regular basis. The Bruiser and I didn’t use them (our condom broke the first time we fucked; we got tested). Nor did Profligacy [...]
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Follow Me

In case you were unaware, I have a Tumblr about unrequited love and heartbreak. Follow it, yeah? And if you want to submit something to it, you can do that, too.
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