Category Archives: I Want To Go To There

Just What I Needed

I spent the week in my apartment, in my bed, curled up in a ball. I did absolutely nothing, aside from go to doctor’s appointments and the hospital. I held onto Jesus almost every minute of the day that I wasn’t asleep. I needed it, obviously. I was super sick from all the medication for [...]
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Our Humble Abode

Yesterday was our housewarming party at our new apartment, so I thought I’d share some pictures of our place. It will probably never be this clean again. The living room is my favorite room in the house right now. We got that couch on Craigslist for wicked cheap, and it’s beautiful (even though it feel [...]
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History Lesson

Jesus (who grew up in New Hampshire and Boston): “Okay, I’m trying to grasp this. So you didn’t have, like, Revolutionary War history field trips when you were in school? That’s just so… weird.” Me: “Well, seeing as Fort Lauderdale was founded in 1911, I’m going to let you figure that one out on your [...]
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Worlds Apart

I sent my mother the view from the hotel that Jesus and I spent the weekend in, located in rural New Hampshire. She responded with a picture of a view from the backyard of our Florida house. Totally different worlds. And my mom is funny.
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Flying Away

As you read this, I am enroute to Boston. My best friend when I lived there (we were like Will and Grace, seriously) is picking me up at the airport. I’m giddy with excitement and anticipation. I’m spreading my wings, and taking off, y’all. Are you ready to come with me?
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Things I want to do when I move to Boston: I want to start taking more pictures. I want to learn to cook, at least a little bit. I want to get better about budgeting. I want to learn to keep my apartment neat. I want to find a sexy tattooed boy to date. Or [...]
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I Think I’ll Go To Boston

“She said I think I’ll go to Boston… I think I’ll start a new life…” It’s no secret that I’ve been unhappy down here. I’m always unhappy down here; it’s why I left in the first place. I’ve been job hunting for seven months and the market is crap. I have a few good friends, [...]
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There is a Moment

There is a moment right after He comes inside me when He collapses on top of me in a heap, cock still spasming. After He moans and groans and shakes and is spent, His chest meets mine. His head finds my shoulder. His breath is still quick, His body still slick with sweat. I kiss [...]
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Going back through my blog in the recent months, I notice how bitter and angry and ranty I’ve gotten. And that’s a huge part of who I am: bitter and angry and ranty. But I think that comes from being a passionate person, and I don’t want to give those things up. However, once upon [...]
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Boston Summers

I miss these kinds of summer days in Boston. Take a walk through The Fens park during the day. And going to see a Sox game at night: I can’t think of a more perfect way to spend a summer day.
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