-
This site contains adult content and is not intended for anyone under the age of 18. Under 18? Click here:
-
Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
-
Get Yourself Off
Good Vibes 
-
-
See My Writing At
-
Watch Them Get Off
Category Archives: I Am A Material Girl
Retail Therapy
My mom took me shopping to cheer me up. I like things and I especially like shoes, and I was upset because a) Juan sucks and b) my new puppy chewed up two of my favorite pairs of shoes. So my mom took me to the mall. Bakers Shoes were having a HUGE sale and [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 9 Comments
White Wedding
If I ever decide to get married, I think that this is what I’ll wear.
Also posted in Diarrhea of the Mind 3 Comments
Wedding Dresses I Would Rock
I am not a wedding person. I am not a marriage person. I hate the whole tradition of it and the fact that it actually symbolizes the exchange of a woman as property from her father to her husband. And the fact that it is used by religions as some sacred event that gives you [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy 11 Comments
Vintage BDSM Necklaces
I posted one of these necklaces in my Valentine’s Day gifts post, but I wanted to post the rest of them because I love them so much. This Etsy seller makes awesome necklaces, but I love her necklaces with photos of vintage BDSM erotica on them. They are fabulous. Check them out. I think these [...]
Also posted in BDSM 4 Comments
Dream Home
Thanks to Penny and Allison, I now have an addiction to Apartment Therapy. So these are some of the spaces that I covet and need in a house of mine some day. It is also Allison’s fault that I am now addicted to Design*Sponge. I found more rooms for my nonexistent house there. Isn’t my [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 3 Comments
Things I Did Not Know I Needed Until I Saw Them
A glittered heart-shaped eye patch. A tartan corset (oh. my. god.). Lace legwarmers. A tutu. Furry legwarmers. A bustle. Someone needs to take Etsy away from me. It is eating my soul.
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 3 Comments
MOAR WANT
This seller on Etsy makes some really cool stuff. I love the “necktie is no more for man” collars. They are fabulous. I wish I could make cool shit like this. Etsy is awesome, yo. Also, I have decided that I must own an ascot.
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 4 Comments
WANT. NAO.
I want all of these boots/booties. And I want them now. Peep-toe ruffle bootie (oh em gee so cute): Over-the-knee motorcycle boots (swoon. drool): Over-the-knee boots (for sexytime, obvi): Ah, to have money. I may actually have to attempt to save up for that first pair. I am in love with them.
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 7 Comments
How To Actually Buy The Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift: Thinking Outside The Box
I’m a huge believer in buying things that aren’t cliche or typical. I like presents that are bought with a certain person in mind, and are anything but generic. Here are some VD gift ideas that are a little out of the ordinary, and perfect for a person like me. Etsy is a great resource [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, Relationships 2 Comments
Shoe Therapy, FTW