Tag Archives: The Irishman

Wardrobe Malfuntion: Fuck the World

I never go out wearing leggings as pants. But for some reason, I felt this outfit called for it. I am wearing: “I Hate People” shirt (stolen from The Irishman) Black shiny leggings from Target White “Bukkled” shoes by Steve Madden Teal sunglasses, Target And check the back: So. appropriate.
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Yes, I’m Sure

“You’re sure I can be rough?” “Oh my god, YES. I’ve told you, like, 9 million times that I want you to be!” And with that, he slapped me across the face pushed my head down on his cock, and choked me with it. I liked it very much. “I can smell your whore cunt [...]
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The Irishman

So… I met someone. And I kinda like him am smitten. We had our first date on a Thursday night a couple weeks back. I left  that Friday morning when he went to work (no sex; just some dry humping and possibly second base. What kind of girl do you think I am?!). And then, [...]
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Nice Melons!

The Irishman doesn’t necessarily want me telling his friends that we met online, which is fine. So when his friend asked me how we met, I said, “We were standing in line at the grocery store, and I noticed him checking out my melons.” He’s okay with that story.
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Medication Diaries: Entry 4

So, after deciding to go off Seasonique, I asked my gyno about other options. I inquired about an IUD, an option he had shot down a year or two ago. He was hesitant to give me one, discussed with me the risks, and gave me the pamphlets to take home on both kinds (Mirena (hormonal) [...]
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“I like bitchy women that know how to shut up and take it in bed.” I’m pretty sure I qualify. Yes, I think we’ll get along just fine.
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I Say Appropriate Things, Or How To Be A Classy Broad

Me, trying to schedule a date with a guy: Yeah, whatever works. I’m easy and flexible… [awkward pause] That’s what she said? And then, of course, I continued. Sorry. I mean, I know you’re busy, and my schedule is wide open… [mumbling under breath] like my legs? I really need to find my filter. I [...]
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