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Review: Roulette Berlin

I love queer porn. Like, a lot. And Courtney Trouble makes some of the best queer porn there is. A little while back, I won Roulette Berlin in Epiphora’s Courtney Trouble Week giveaway, and it’s pretty awesome. There is no plot to this movie. It’s just lots of awesome sex. It’s five separate scenes with [...]
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Clitoral Simulation

Whenever I’m with a new partner, I can almost guarantee that the same thing will happen when we first start hooking up. They will hone in on my clit and fiddle with it, and it will do absolutely nothing for me. However, I can easily get off from just clitoral stimulation; in fact, I do [...]
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A Break From Routine

We’ve already established that I am The World’s Most Boring Masturbater™. However, the other day, something came over me, and for one afternoon, I ceased to be The World’s Most Boring Masturbater™. I decided to use more than just my Wahl! Of course, the Wahl was still a part of the masturbation sesh, because it’s [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Wahl-ee, Wanking | Tagged | 3 Comments

Hard Water Stains

Um… has anyone else seen this Lime-A-Way commercial? Am I the only one that think it reeks of undertones of domestic violence? Like, why would you have to be embarrassed and lie about how you injured yourself if you had done so scrubbing hard water stains? You wouldn’t. And lying to cover up bruises and [...]
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Woodgasm Giveaway!

So, y’all know Epiphora. If you don’t, then you clearly don’t read this blog very much, considering the fact that she’s mentioned enough to have earned her own tag. Well anyway, ‘Piph is have a super awesome giveaway over at her place, and you guys should really check it out. What, exactly, is she giving [...]
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The World’s Most Boring Masturbater

Yes, it’s true. I am The World’s Most Boring Masturbater™. All those images that you may have conjured up in your head of me hotly and sexily masturbating that are filed away in your spank bank? I hate to inform you that they are inaccurate. Some people have exciting masturbation sessions that last for hours [...]
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Bad Move, Eden Fantasys

Update: There have been more posts on this topic, if you care to read up on them. What the fuck, EdenFantasys? Problems with Eden Fantasys, Take Nine-Thousand A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing Money, ethics, and real sex-positivity The Mamma Nazi Eden Fantasys: Not A Place I Trust EdenFantasys.com Debacle Community Announcement: Contributor Leaving And, of [...]
Posted in Eden Fallacys, Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, With A Little Help From My Friends | Also tagged | 21 Comments

Like a Cat Out of Hell

So, Epiphora, or ‘Piph, as I like to call her, loves cats. I’m not such a cat person myself, mostly because I’m allergic to them. Also, I dated this guy who had the most evil cat on the planet and when Boyfriend would leave for work in the morning, cat would run into the room [...]
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Product Review: Wahl 2-Speed Massager Kit

So maybe she’s not the prettiest girl at the party. And maybe it’s not the most advanced toy on the shelf. But none of that matters, because the Wahl is fucking amazing. Seriously. Just buy it. You won’t be sorry, and you’ll definitely be thanking me. I could pretty much end the review here, as [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews, Vibrator, Wahl-ee | Also tagged | 22 Comments

I’ve Moved!

As you can see, I’ve moved to my own domain, with the help of the fantastic Epiphora. It’s still a work in progress, as I’ve yet to find a template that I like, and I still don’t have my blogroll back up my blogroll is only partially back up. If you think you should be [...]
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