I don’t remember how the conversation started, but The Scientist said something that prompted my head to snap up and say, “I didn’t know you were kinky.” Because our sex had been far from kinky at this point, and I was planning on asking him to be rougher with me the next time we were together. Don’t get me wrong, the sex was great. But we all know that I like it rough.
He said, “Yeah, but I didn’t think that was really your thing.”
BWAHAHAHAHA.
I laughed and said, “Are you kidding? I’m, like, really really really reallyreallyreally submissive. In fact, my OkCupid profile lists ‘rough sex’ as one of the things I can’t live without.”
“Wow. I horribly misinterpreted a comment that you made on our first date, then.”
Apparently!
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Do you know what the comment was, out of curiosity?
Yeah. We were talking about being in charge of people and he said the only place he’s been in charge of anyone was in bed. I said that I hadn’t even been in charge of anyone there, because I don’t swing that way. I meant that I’m not dominant, but he took it to mean that I wasn’t kinky.