My Party Trick

If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll know that I’ve been seeing Dude for about a month now. Dude has a girlfriend, who is a lesbian. But not. I don’t really know. It’s confusing. Either way, he finally told her about me, and she wanted to meet me. This, of course, ended up with the three of us in bed.

The first time I hooked up with Dude, I squirted EVERYWHERE. Over and over and over. He said, “I have never seen anything like this. It just KEEPS. HAPPENING.” I told him it was my party trick. He said that no, it was the main event.

At one point, early on in the hook up, he said to his girlfriend, “Hey, [Girlfriend], watch this.” He fingered me for about 45 seconds and I squirted all over the place. Her response? “Holy shit! Let me try!” She proceeded to do the same, and then they discussed how cool my squirting vadge was. During the threesome.

Then she strapped on a cock and they DP’d me. My first time!

Anyway, it’s always good to know that my party trick is a hit.

This entry was posted in Sexcapades and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.


  1. Wilhelmina WangNo Gravatar
    Posted May 9, 2010 at 6:13 pm | Permalink

    didn’t realize things were going this seriously with Dude! also i thought the lesbian girlfriend was a different person who had no relation to him. whoops.

    congrats, though. squirting, DP and threesomes… sounds awesome ;) i’m jealous, i’ve wanted to be DPed for… quite a while now.

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted May 9, 2010 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

      I have to talk to him and figure out what he/they are looking for. The situation was presented differently than it appeared to be last night, and I actually thought he *didn’t* want me to fuck his girlfriend. I just decided to follow their lead, and see what the deal with all of us meeting was.

      So… I’m not sure if they both want to date me? They just want someone to play with? He wants to date me, yet include her sometimes? I gotta clarify with him, because I’m confused. Either way is fine, I just wanna know the deal, ya know?

      Either way, he’s a nice guy. And she’s not so bad, either.

  2. EpiphoraNo Gravatar
    Posted May 9, 2010 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    That pic is epic win.

  3. JesperNo Gravatar
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 3:28 am | Permalink

    Agree; picture is epic!

    And damn woman; You sure you’re not looking for a foursome? ;) Squirting has got to be the ultimate turn on! Right now I sooo envy Dude…

  4. wendianaNo Gravatar
    Posted May 17, 2010 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    Love this “Holy shit! let me try” I’ve randomly squirted over the years, but here in the last year? Holy hell, I’ve been doing a LOT of laundry.

    I’m currently dating 2 married couples. It IS weird. I have a low tolerance for jealousy & that just keeps popping up. I gotta find a single person to be my back-up for those times!

One Trackback

  1. By Allergy on May 15, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    [...] fact that maybe it was a latex allergy. The next time we were together, same thing. And then, after the threesome, I KNEW it had to be the [...]

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *


You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Subscribe without commenting

  • This site contains adult content and is not intended for anyone under the age of 18. Under 18? Click here:


  • Britni TheVadgeWig

    PhotobucketI'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Because I Am a Shameless, Broke-Ass Bitch

    All donations are welcome, of course! You can always buy me something off my wishlist, as well.

  • Get Yourself Off

    Good Vibes PinkCherry Sex Toys Love yourself. Everyday. Tickle. Photobucket ER-150x250-1a_3 / JT's Stockroom
  • Photobucket
  • See My Writing At

    Photobucket Photobucket
  • Watch Them Get Off

    visit Photobucket visit
  • The What

  • The Who

  • Go Back In Time