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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Product Reviews
Introductions
I introduced Jesus to the Njoy Pure Wand last night. They were fast friends. The squirting was epic. Everyone was happy. The end.
Product Review: Ophoria Beyond 3
I’m a total whore for g-spot stimulation. I almost always buy curved dildos now, and have little to no interest in dildos that are not curved, unless there’s something else special about them (i.e. the massive girth of Randy). And after Epiphora’s glowing review of the Ophoria Beyond 3, I decided that I needed to [...]
Product Review: Off With Your Head
I have wanted the Vixen Creations Off With Your Head Hitachi cap for a while now, so I was super excited when PinkCherry.com gave me the chance to review one. It comes in black, but it also comes in a gorgeous turquoise, which is the one I have. The color really is awesome. See, while [...]
Also posted in Miscellaneous Toy, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Tagged Pink Cherry 6 Comments
Review: Roulette Berlin
I love queer porn. Like, a lot. And Courtney Trouble makes some of the best queer porn there is. A little while back, I won Roulette Berlin in Epiphora’s Courtney Trouble Week giveaway, and it’s pretty awesome. There is no plot to this movie. It’s just lots of awesome sex. It’s five separate scenes with [...]
Product Review: Kama Sutra Cooling Gel
I’m fairly skeptical of gels and creams and such when it comes to my naughty bits. They tend to freak me out a bit. But a few years ago, I remember using Good Head on my nipples and really enjoying it. You see, I have crazy sensitive nipples and the key to my orgasms is [...]
Also posted in Lubricants and Gels, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Tagged Fascinations 1 Comment
Product Review: Alumina Revolve
I have been coveting a toy from Tantus‘ Alumina series for what seems like forever. All the pictures of them look absolutely gorgeous, and I’m a huge fan of dildos made from hard materials. I already had glass dildos, wood dildos, and stainless steel dildos; I wanted to try an aluminum dildo. And so, Fascinations [...]
Review: Billy Castro Does The Mission
I’ve made my love for Billy Castro very well known. I think he’s pretty much the hottest thing ever, so I was really excited when I found out that he was going to star in his very own full length porn, Billy Castro Does the Mission, directed by Courtney Trouble. Good Vibes was kick ass [...]
Product Review: Woody
Vixen Creations has quickly become one of my favorite sex toy manufacturers. I own quite a few of their toys, and my goal is to collect them all! They make stellar, high quality products, and I pretty much want everything they make. So when Vibrator.com gave me the chance to review the Vixen Woody, I [...]
Adventures in Packing, Or, Product Review: Mr. Limpy
I’ve wanted a packing cock for a while now. I love gender fuckery in all its forms, and have always loved the thought of wearing my very feminine clothing with a cock packed underneath it. So, when PinkCherry.com gave me the chance to review a Mr. Limpy, I was psyched. Adventures in Packing: Day 1 [...]
Also posted in Miscellaneous Toy, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, SGO, Sexuality Tagged Pink Cherry 24 Comments
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