Product Review: Woody

Vixen Creations has quickly become one of my favorite sex toy manufacturers. I own quite a few of their toys, and my goal is to collect them all! They make stellar, high quality products, and I pretty much want everything they make. So when gave me the chance to review the Vixen Woody, I was stoked. I chose the purple Woody (though it also comes in black, and the flesh tones “vanilla,” “chocolate,” and “caramel”), and it’s the first Vixen toy that I’ve received in their purple silicone. It is freaking gorge. It’s iridescent and changes color in the light, varying from bright purple swirls to deep purple swirls to swirls that look almost blue in some places.

Upon first removing Woody from the standard Vixen Creations tube that their toys arrive in, I immediately had the urge to put him in a harness. He’s the perfect size to strap on, because he’s pretty realistic in size and shape. I also thought the purple color would look awesome against the baby blue of my Joque harness. I was correct (click it and it grows).

I’ve never really wanted to fuck anyone with a strap-on, but if I did, I’d want to use Woody. Woody is 6.25 inches long, with a realistic head and a slight upward curve. He’s thinner at the head and gets wider as you move down the base of the toy. His flared base makes him harness compatible and anal safe, and he’s made in the standard Vixen silicone, which is soft but not floppy. The toy picks up lint and dust, but it’s not nearly as visible as it is on their black silicone.

In use, I really liked Woody. He goes in easily, and is nicely filling but not really stretching. The large circular base makes him easy too keep a grip on. He really is quite realistic in size. This would not necessarily be my go-to dildo as I prefer larger toys, but it’s one that I feel is an essential part of my collection. Non-intimidating, realistically sized, perfect for a harness. I could see myself enjoying Woody much more with a partner than on my own. Like all silicone, only use water-based lube with Woody and he can be sterilized for sharing with partners sans condom.

I really can’t recommend this dildo enough, and I think it’s a staple in any toy collection. Thank you, for sending me this toy to review!

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  1. Sophie DelanceyNo Gravatar
    Posted June 21, 2010 at 11:55 am | Permalink

    The Woody looks magnificent. I love that you enjoy harness play but don’t actually want to fuck someone with a strap-on. The intricacies of your sexuality are so well-fleshed out and I love reading about them. Personally, I am an avid penetrative strap-on sex top, so the Woody sounds like the perfect addition to my collection.

  2. NelfyNo Gravatar
    Posted June 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    That looks really hot!

    I have a question: are all harnesses the same size when it come to the hole you put the toy in? I’ve sadly never owned a harness; when you buy a harness do you have to make sure it goes with your toys or does it just depend on the size of the toy if it will fit any harness?

    I think this toy might very soon be part of my collection, it’s not as expensive as other toys I’ve been interested in. Probably because it doesn’t vibrate.

    • Britni TheVadgeWigNo Gravatar
      Posted June 21, 2010 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

      No. The harness that I’m wearing in the picture (that I can’t recommend enough; it’s fantastic and everyone that I know that owns one loves it, too) has a stretchy hole, so it fits multiple sizes of dildos. Other harnesses have something called an o-ring, and you need to get multiple sizes for different sized dildos.

  3. Toys in LoveNo Gravatar
    Posted June 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm | Permalink

    It looks *blip*ing fantastic to be fair. – Definitely went straight to the want list. – And since I love pegging, the image of you with Woody in the harness is rather oh-sooo-nice… ;)

  4. wanting that woodyNo Gravatar
    Posted June 21, 2010 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    I’d give my left nut to be on the receiving end of that. Dayuumm sexay

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