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I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Product Reviews
Product Review: Tristan Plug
I was uber excited when Fascinations sent me the Tristan plug to review. Not only is it made by Vixen Creations, a company I love, but it was designed by Tristan Taormino, who’s pretty much made her name as the anal sex guru. Plus, I’d heard awesome things about this plug, so I couldn’t wait [...]
Also posted in Anal Toy, Girl On Film, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Tagged Fascinations 19 Comments
Product Review: SpareParts Theo Harness
For reasons given in this post, this will be my last review for Eden Fantasys. You can read my review here. But the real reason I’m posting this on my blog? Because I made a video review to go with it! And you *know* you wanna see my video! Check me out.
Also posted in Girl On Film, Harness, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Tagged Eden Fantasys 8 Comments
Product Review: Tantus Dipper
Fascinations asked if I would like to review the new Tantus plug, the Dipper, and I happily agreed. The picture scared me a bit, but I knew it was made out of silicone, so I figured that the ribs would not be as harsh as they appeared. I was incorrect. The first thing I noticed [...]
Also posted in Anal Toy, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Tagged Fascinations, Profligacy 15 Comments
Product Review: Fairy Wand Massager
In my quest to find the perfect wand style vibe, I decided to try out the Fairy Wand. The Fairy Wand is pretty much the Hitachi, but sleeker, prettier, and lighter. And more powerful, if you can believe it. It also has multiple speeds, as opposed to the Hitachi’s two. The dial that controls the [...]
Product Review: Crystal Delights Glass Plug (small)
A little while back, Virtually Adult sent me the Crystal Delights Glass Plug. I loved it, except that I didn’t love the long base. It made it difficult for the plug to stay in, and impossible to use for extended wear. Well, being the awesome company that they are, Virtually Adult *gasp* listened to my [...]
Also posted in Anal Toy, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Tagged Virtually Adult 20 Comments
Product Review: Maximus
I’m gonna be honest: I don’t get the Maximus love. I really, really dislike this lube. It has the viscosity of hair gel, which, when using it for anal play, is a good thing. You want a thick lube to make insertion easier and less painful. But I find it stringy. I find that it [...]
Also posted in Lubricants and Gels, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Tagged Eden Fantasys 5 Comments
Product Review: Wahl 2-Speed Massager Kit
So maybe she’s not the prettiest girl at the party. And maybe it’s not the most advanced toy on the shelf. But none of that matters, because the Wahl is fucking amazing. Seriously. Just buy it. You won’t be sorry, and you’ll definitely be thanking me. I could pretty much end the review here, as [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Vibrator, Wahl-ee Tagged Babeland, Epiphora 22 Comments
Product Review: High Roller
I was excited for the chance to review the Evolved High Roller. I’ve only ever had one straight vibe that I enjoyed, and I’m always interested in if I’ll ever be able to find another one. Evolved makes some very nice products, and I own one of their vibes, but it came with a broken [...]
Product Review: Tantus Hank
My first words upon taking Tantus’ Hank out of it’s package were, “He’s beautiful!” And he is, but only if realistic dildos are your thing. If they’re not, you can stop right here, because Hank is not for you. He’s made from the Tantus silicone that I’ve fallen in love with, however, instead of the [...]
Also posted in Dildo, Girl On Film, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery Tagged Eden Fantasys 19 Comments
Product Review: O2 Revolution