I Win.

As Jesus and I prepare to move in together, we make mention of things we would like to have in our new apartment. What do you think of something like this? What about something like that? Jesus asked permission to hang his hideous red velvet curtains on the bay windows in our living room, which I said we could absolutely do if he let me pick the headboard for our bed. See how well we compromise? We’re so functional and healthy! So I sent him a email with a bunch of links, asking if he liked any of the headboards I had found so far.

I sent him this one:

And this one:

And this link, asking if he liked this one in any of the multiple colors it came in:

He responded, “None of them have bars on them. I am confused.”

To which I replied, “That’s what the Under the Bed Restraints are for, stupid.”

And now that that’s settled, I’m getting my upholstered headboard.

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  1. SaturdayStevensNo Gravatar
    Posted March 11, 2011 at 1:59 am | Permalink

    Third one. The other two look like slapped together DIY projects on “Designed To Sell”.

  2. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted March 11, 2011 at 10:25 am | Permalink

    Totally. Under the Bed Restraints are serious business. I don’t even own a headboard!

  3. alanaNo Gravatar
    Posted March 11, 2011 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    All you need to make the first two is some wood, batting, and fabric. Seriously, I could make either one in less than an hour. DIY all the way.

  4. francesNo Gravatar
    Posted March 15, 2011 at 12:24 am | Permalink

    You two are entirely too cute. This made me smile.

  5. GhouldilocksNo Gravatar
    Posted March 15, 2011 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    I love the first and the third one. :)

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