As Jesus and I prepare to move in together, we make mention of things we would like to have in our new apartment. What do you think of something like this? What about something like that? Jesus asked permission to hang his hideous red velvet curtains on the bay windows in our living room, which I said we could absolutely do if he let me pick the headboard for our bed. See how well we compromise? We’re so functional and healthy! So I sent him a email with a bunch of links, asking if he liked any of the headboards I had found so far.
I sent him this one:
And this one:
And this link, asking if he liked this one in any of the multiple colors it came in:
He responded, “None of them have bars on them. I am confused.”
To which I replied, “That’s what the Under the Bed Restraints are for, stupid.”
And now that that’s settled, I’m getting my upholstered headboard.
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Third one. The other two look like slapped together DIY projects on “Designed To Sell”.
Totally. Under the Bed Restraints are serious business. I don’t even own a headboard!
All you need to make the first two is some wood, batting, and fabric. Seriously, I could make either one in less than an hour. DIY all the way.
You two are entirely too cute. This made me smile.
I love the first and the third one.