Category Archives: Awesomeness

The New Mr. Big

There is going to be a Mr. Big vibrator. I wish I was kidding, but alas, I am not. Of course it is a rabbit vibe, modeled after Charlotte’s favorite toy. From looking at the controls (there are close up pictures of them if you click on the link I provided), it looks like it [...]
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Movin’ On Up

I broke my computer a few weeks ago and haven’t been able to afford a new one. I have been begging my mom for a Mac for about three years now, and because she doesn’t have one, she doesn’t understand how fucking awesome they are. After breaking my third PC in four years, I finally [...]
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Strap One On

As I’ve discussed before, The L Word has done wonders when it comes to breaking barriers and expanding ideas about what is acceptable on television. And while The L Word has broken ground in many ways, much of the lesbian sex portrayed on the show is quite unrealistic. Without even going into the absence of [...]
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American Idol is Still Probs Gay

American Idol just keeps getting more and more queer. The entire first half of this night was gay. The first 4 (of men were gay gay gay. 1. Luke Menard sings “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” by Wham. This requires no further comment. 2. David Archuleta is still gay and doesn’t know it, [...]
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I Am A Fag Hag

I have a giant girl crush on Danny Noriega, the totally gay kid on American Idol. Seriously, he is F-A-B FAB. I mean, his audition song choice? Proud Mary. For real. Check it. He is so gay, and unlike Clay Aiken, will probably not stay in the closet. Even if he wanted to (which he [...]
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The Bar In Which The Bartenders Pick Up Their Tips With Their Nipples

No, seriously, I went to a place like this on Friday night. And I can think of no other way to describe it. The plan was to go to a girl’s club (dyke bar), but we needed somewhere to pre-drink (you know, somewhere cheap where you actually get drunk before going out so that you [...]
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Purple Hair!

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Happy Birthday to Me

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I Think It May Be Time…

…to buy the “mother” of all vibrators. I’ve never really desired a Hitachi before, but I’m starting to think that it may be time. While the toy itself is uterlly unsexy and almost medical looking, and while I’ve always felt that it seems way too strong to be used on any human being’s sensitive areas, [...]
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