I have a giant girl crush on Danny Noriega, the totally gay kid on American Idol. Seriously, he is F-A-B FAB.
I mean, his audition song choice? Proud Mary. For real. Check it.
He is so gay, and unlike Clay Aiken, will probably not stay in the closet. Even if he wanted to (which he doesn’t seem like he does), there is no fucking way he could. He is the queeniest, awesomest little gayboy ever. Plus, he is rumored to be friends with Sanjaya, who is also probs gay.