I met a really hot butchy androgynous girl in a bar last night. She was on a blind date. She did not like her date. She did like me. So she fucked me in the bathroom.

It was awesome.

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  1. AshleyNo Gravatar
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    That. Is. Awesome. Your life is amazing.

  2. identityTBDNo Gravatar
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    I love that story. You give hope to us all.

  3. MoonshineSunlightNo Gravatar
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    Hahaha, gotta love that picture.

  4. TragicNo Gravatar
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 12:05 am | Permalink
    for reals.

  5. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 2:57 am | Permalink

    Sploosh. Hot city.

  6. SamanthaNo Gravatar
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 6:13 am | Permalink

    I’ve never done anything at all with a girl, and this small post was a turn-on. Go you! =)

  7. NelfyNo Gravatar
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 8:55 am | Permalink

    Major jealousy!! Why did something like that never happen to me before I was in a serious relationship?

    More power to you and your sexuality!! Even though I’m not sure that is even possible ;-)

  8. ParadoxNo Gravatar
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 3:48 pm | Permalink


  9. KaraNo Gravatar
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    VERY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kara XOXO

  10. isolde-roblisNo Gravatar
    Posted August 2, 2010 at 12:36 am | Permalink

    whoa, i’ve only fantasized of this…and prolly to drunk to type. but damn–hawtness! just pure hawt. I need a girlfriend on the side. Well, hell, I need to get away from the poly couple I’m dating first…and then find a g/f..and then maybe a non-PSYCHO poly-couple to date on the off-nights. Hellz, I had no idea I was bi until I was like nearly 30, had 2 kids & a husband for 10. It dissolved finally (the husband thing)..and now I’m single-whore-mommy-going-t0-the-swinger’s-club to get some action. (Well—wait, i take that back…I thought I liked girls during Jr.High. …but this is a VERY.SMALL.MIDWESTERN.TOWN…and you could only like girls if you were going to be a gym teacher. I hate sit ups. And push-ups. And trying to climb a fuckin rope to ring a bell? Oh hallz fuck that shit. lol. )
    I love reading your blog, darling. You remind me a lot of myself, had I been single in the late 80′s/ early 90′s. LOL.
    Rock on!

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