I met a really hot butchy androgynous girl in a bar last night. She was on a blind date. She did not like her date. She did like me. So she fucked me in the bathroom.
It was awesome.
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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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That. Is. Awesome. Your life is amazing.
I love that story. You give hope to us all.
Hahaha, gotta love that picture.
best.post.ever
for reals.
Sploosh. Hot city.
I’ve never done anything at all with a girl, and this small post was a turn-on. Go you! =)
Major jealousy!! Why did something like that never happen to me before I was in a serious relationship?
More power to you and your sexuality!! Even though I’m not sure that is even possible
Hot.
VERY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kara XOXO
whoa, i’ve only fantasized of this…and prolly to drunk to type. but damn–hawtness! just pure hawt. I need a girlfriend on the side. Well, hell, I need to get away from the poly couple I’m dating first…and then find a g/f..and then maybe a non-PSYCHO poly-couple to date on the off-nights. Hellz, I had no idea I was bi until I was like nearly 30, had 2 kids & a husband for 10. It dissolved finally (the husband thing)..and now I’m single-whore-mommy-going-t0-the-swinger’s-club to get some action. (Well—wait, i take that back…I thought I liked girls during Jr.High. …but this is a VERY.SMALL.MIDWESTERN.TOWN…and you could only like girls if you were going to be a gym teacher. I hate sit ups. And push-ups. And trying to climb a fuckin rope to ring a bell? Oh hallz fuck that shit. lol. )
I love reading your blog, darling. You remind me a lot of myself, had I been single in the late 80′s/ early 90′s. LOL.
Rock on!