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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: February 2009
Things I Did Not Know I Needed Until I Saw Them
A glittered heart-shaped eye patch. A tartan corset (oh. my. god.). Lace legwarmers. A tutu. Furry legwarmers. A bustle. Someone needs to take Etsy away from me. It is eating my soul.
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 3 Comments
To Each Their Own
I recently had a slight disagreement with my father. My father is not someone that you can have a discussion with. He has his opinion on something, and instead of listening to yours and then calmly and intelligently sharing his, he shouts his over yours and does not listen to any other point of view [...]
The Point: UR MISSIN IT
I am attending a training this weekend for work. It’s basically just domestic violence education and teaching people about the history of the battered women’s movement, the oppression of women in society, and how violence is perpetuated. At one point, we were shown a slideshow of advertisements that help to perpetuate the oppression of women. [...]
MOAR WANT
This seller on Etsy makes some really cool stuff. I love the “necktie is no more for man” collars. They are fabulous. I wish I could make cool shit like this. Etsy is awesome, yo. Also, I have decided that I must own an ascot.
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 4 Comments
Craving
I need to find me a girl to play with. I am craving girl sex in a way that I have never craved boy sex. When I’m not getting laid regularly, I don’t feel an intense craving for a man. It’s never like that. However, when I start to think about sleeping with a woman, [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany, Sexuality 4 Comments
Gun Control
Okay, fine. Because you asked, these are the boyshorts with guns I am wearing under the skirt. Don’t say I never gave you anything!
Posted in Bringing Sexy Back (NSFW), Foto 9 Comments
Wardrobe Malfunction: Pastels For Day and Night
I’m not sure why the shots from my kitchen this afternoon came out blurry, but you can see the whole outfit clearly in the nighttime shots. I wore this version of my outfit to class today. I am wearing: Pastel v-neck tee, present from my mom Black wifebeater Denim skirt White and orchid striped thigh [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction 2 Comments
WANT. NAO.
I want all of these boots/booties. And I want them now. Peep-toe ruffle bootie (oh em gee so cute): Over-the-knee motorcycle boots (swoon. drool): Over-the-knee boots (for sexytime, obvi): Ah, to have money. I may actually have to attempt to save up for that first pair. I am in love with them.
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 7 Comments
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