Monthly Archives: February 2009

Durex Advertising Rocks

The Promo Homo was nice enough to send me this Durex commercial, which cracked me up.  Whoever does their advertising does a great job, because I’ve come across some great ads and commercials of theirs. There is this commercial and this ad, which I’ve posted before, as well as this one:And then these, for their [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Sex Miscellany | 7 Comments

Wardrobe Malfunction: Gaying It Up

I am femme. But sometimes I like to dress a little queer. A little gay. A little androgynous. There is a wicked hot lez running my training seminar, and so I decided to gay it up a little today. This is how I gay it up. I am wearing: Plaid button-down shirt from Old Navy [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction | 7 Comments

Things I Did Not Know I Needed Until I Saw Them

A glittered heart-shaped eye patch. A tartan corset (oh. my. god.). Lace legwarmers. A tutu. Furry legwarmers.   A bustle. Someone needs to take Etsy away from me. It is eating my soul.
Posted in I Am A Material Girl | 3 Comments

To Each Their Own

I recently had a slight disagreement with my father. My father is not someone that you can have a discussion with. He has his opinion on something, and instead of listening to yours and then calmly and intelligently sharing his, he shouts his over yours and does not listen to any other point of view [...]
Posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Parental Control, Relationships, Soul Searching | 5 Comments


I am attending a training this weekend for work. It’s basically just domestic violence education and teaching people about the history of the battered women’s movement, the oppression of women in society, and how violence is perpetuated. At one point, we were shown a slideshow of advertisements that help to perpetuate the oppression of women. [...]
Posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, It Felt Like A Kiss, Psychobabble | 5 Comments


This seller on Etsy makes some really cool stuff. I love the “necktie is no more for man” collars. They are fabulous. I wish I could make cool shit like this. Etsy is awesome, yo. Also, I have decided that I must own an ascot.
Posted in I Am A Material Girl | 4 Comments


I need to find me a girl to play with. I am craving girl sex in a way that I have never craved boy sex. When I’m not getting laid regularly, I don’t feel an intense craving for a man. It’s never like that. However, when I start to think about sleeping with a woman, [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany, Sexuality | 4 Comments

Gun Control

Okay, fine. Because you asked, these are the boyshorts with guns I am wearing under the skirt. Don’t say I never gave you anything!
Posted in Bringing Sexy Back (NSFW), Foto | 9 Comments

Wardrobe Malfunction: Pastels For Day and Night

I’m not sure why the shots from my kitchen this afternoon came out blurry, but you can see the whole outfit clearly in the nighttime shots. I wore this version of my outfit to class today. I am wearing: Pastel v-neck tee, present from my mom Black wifebeater Denim skirt White and orchid striped thigh [...]
Posted in Foto, Wardrobe Malfunction | 2 Comments


I want all of these boots/booties. And I want them now. Peep-toe ruffle bootie (oh em gee so cute): Over-the-knee motorcycle boots (swoon. drool): Over-the-knee boots (for sexytime, obvi): Ah, to have money. I may actually have to attempt to save up for that first pair. I am in love with them.
Posted in I Am A Material Girl | 7 Comments
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