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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: January 2009
Things To Be Happy About
To counteract that depressing tone of the last post, I am going to make a list of reasons to be happy today. I have today off work. Obama’s inauguration Bush’s last day in office The L Word premiered last night (even if they are fucking up my show) I have decided to start crafting again [...]
Posted in Awesomeness 8 Comments
Quite Possibly The Worst Night Ever
The Redneck called me on Saturday night to come hang out. I was drunk because I had been drinking all day, and therefore thought it was a good idea to do so. I got dropped off there. It was the worst idea that I have ever had. I didn’t realize how drunk HE was when [...]
Posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching, Rape Culture, Relationships, Sexcapades Tagged The Redneck 26 Comments
What Is This World Coming To?
Brandy’s brother Ray J, also known as the guy that peed on Kim Kardashian on tape, is getting his own reality dating show. Now, while watersports isn’t my thing, I get that it is other people’s thing and I don’t really find it all that kinky or weird or abnormal. I totally get the appeal [...]
Posted in BDSM, Culture Goes Pop, Sexuality 3 Comments
Worse Than Expected
I finally got up the courage to step on a scale. I would have guessed that I was down to about 110 pounds. I was wrong. I was down to 105. On my frame, 5 pounds is a lot of weight. I have lost a total of 15 pounds in the last 6 months. I [...]
Posted in Griping and Kvetching and Bitching 5 Comments
The One That I Want
“Love comes to those who still hope even though they’ve been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they’ve been betrayed, to those who still love even though they’ve been hurt before.” -Unknown (If you know the source of this quote, please let me know!) The thing about me is that for as cynical [...]
Posted in Relationships 7 Comments
Old
Our society is afraid of aging. People spend thousands of dollars looking for that fountain of youth. A nip here, a tuck there, a lift here, an injection there. But it hasn’t always been like that. In some cultures, aging is a sign of wisdom and knowledge. Elders deserve respect. In our Western culture, aging [...]
Posted in Eye Candy, Standards of Beauty 7 Comments
Another One Bites The Dust
Without going into too much detail, after The Redneck had asked me not to hook up with anyone else, and after he was the one calling me 5 times a day and asking me to come over every day, started getting weird. Referred to me as his “buddy.” Told me that if I started having [...]
Cuteness
“Cute, but so dysfunctional.” -Grace (Madeline Zima), The Nanny, “Personal Buisness,” Episode 1.9
Posted in Foto 3 Comments
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