Monthly Archives: April 2008

Proof That Disney Promotes Homosexuality

What? You don’t agree. I mean, I’m just sayin’…
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Goose Egg

I have a rather large goose egg occupying the majority of my forehead. You may be wondering how, exactly, it got there. I was topping a very hot girl (squee!) while Bartender fucked me from behind. My hand was vigorously rubbing her clit (I refused to let up even when my hand began to cramp [...]
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Jerking Off

One of the things that Bartender and I argue about on a fairly regular basis is sex. I don’t think we have enough; he thinks we have plenty. He does not understand why I am not satisfied with having sex just once a week, only 6 months into our relationship. He claims that he is [...]
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You Gotta BELIEVE in Magic

I am totally in love with Bethenny from Real Housewives of New York City. She is hysterical. Almost everything she says cracks me up and she is so blunt and honest that its sometimes brutal, yet always awesome. She is the only good thing about the entire show. Except in the following clip (well, part [...]
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Warm Welcome

During a threesome last night, our third party looked up at Bartender mid-blowjob, smiled, and said, “I’m really glad you’re back [from jail].” And at that moment, I’m sure he was really glad, too.
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R-E-L-I-E-F Spells Relief

WARNING: This entry is not for the faint of heart. If you do not feel like being completely grossed out, or think that what you are about to read could possibly make you think less of me, please do not read any further. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, I can say THANK [...]
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