Category Archives: Griping and Kvetching and Bitching

Don’t Call It A Comeback

My job is exhausting. I spend all day tending to the needs of others. And those people are in early recovery from drug addiction, so they’re feeling all this stuff they have been numbing for so long. And that’s uncomfortable for them. And so everything becomes a crisis. They want want want and need need [...]
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After Jesus’ confession the other night, I asked if we could keep Narcan in the house. I’ve got it in the bathroom now, but I need to find a new place to keep it because I feel sick every time I see it.
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My Own Hands

The other night, Jesus and I had a bit of a tiff. After it was over, I immediately wanted to fuck. But he stopped me and said, “I’m sorry, but we were just fighting for 4 hours. That doesn’t exactly put me in the mood for sex.” I was flabbergasted. I was all, “But… but… [...]
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Your Daily Dose of Rage

I’ve had my issues with Jezebel for some time now. The quality of their posting as been in a massive state of decline for quite awhile now, their unwillingness to allow themselves to be labeled a “feminist” site despite expressing explicitly feminist views is infuriating, and oftentimes there is a lack of race consciousness combined [...]
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A(nother) Case for Comprehensive Sex Ed

I’m not quite sure how I followed a link to TrèsSugar, but I noticed a column at the top of the page that said, “Sunday Confession: I Have Herpes.” I clicked, pleasantly surprised to see what I expected to be a column that attempted to destigmatize herpes. What I read was this: I have genital [...]
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I saw this commercial for the first time the other day, and it bothers me on several levels. We have the man defining his “manhood” or “masculinity” based on his sexual prowess. He’s “The Man” because he’s good in bed and can give her orgasms (most likely through PIV sex, obvi). Yes, it’s great to [...]
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Any Sex A Woman Doesn’t Want to Have is Rape

Normally I love Dan Savage. Granted, he can be a little transphobic and biphobic at times, but no one is perfect. And generally, he’s awesome. But then, there’s stuff like this. In case you can’t read the text, here it is: Any Sex a Woman Doesn’t Want to Have is Rape Let me cut to [...]
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Maybe One Day I’ll Be More Than Just Sex To Someone

If I had a nickel for every person that’s told me that I’m “fun,” but “not the kind of girl you bring home to your mother,” I’d have quite a few nickels. And honestly, I think that’s one of the meanest things you can say to someone. It’s like a punch in the gut. “I [...]
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How to Guarantee That I Will Never Sleep With You Again

In regards to my squirting: “It was pretty hot and it definitely turned me on, but it was really messy. Could you maybe not do it so much next time?” FAIL. There will now definitely be no “next time.” And people wonder why I was so insecure about it for so long. But! It gets [...]
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Why Treat A Sex Worker Like An Actual Human Being When You Can Dehumanize The Shit Out of Them?

I usually really like The Oatmeal. Especially their grammar posters, which I want to own. But they recently published an absolutely appalling cartoon about sex workers. It’s called “5 Super Neat Ways to Use a Hooker.” I should have been called “5 Super Awful Ways to Dehumanize a Sex Worker.” Let’s take a look, shall [...]
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