Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

This is not the first wedding that I’ve received a drunk text from Jess Manifesto from.

Jess: Brrrrrrrintio

Jess: Cakae and wine at a wsddi g is the best satidyat ever.

Me: Another wedding?

Jess: Yesssss!

Jess: Eceyive I ate is here

Jess: Jerks

Me: I hate people I hate. They’re the worst.

Jess: Expeficjalky peolekbibhaye from Hugh school

Me: I hated everyone in high school.

Jess: Immmmmmmm drunk.

Me: No waaay! I don’t believe you.

Jess: I think uou should come to indijananand make out sorb me.

Me: I would love to make out with you and your hot roller derby, chest-pieced ass.

Jess: Ywsss!

Me: I feel like you died. Never around anymore on Twitter :(

Me: But I’m not either, because I’m so busy.

Jess: I knelb tjgtk. Red adding, I’m bust getting fCe fxked.

Me: Okay, now you lost me.

Jess: I’m drink.

Me: I got some Adderall, so yay!

Jess: Oh fun

Me: Do I sense sarcasm?

Jess: no tit sense drunk

I think that “No, tit sense drunk” sums up this conversation perfectly.

This has been “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto.

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  1. FireboltNo Gravatar
    Posted December 17, 2010 at 12:12 am | Permalink

    My day is made.

  2. Jess ManifestoNo Gravatar
    Posted December 17, 2010 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

    My life looks so much more exciting on your blog :D

  3. Ashly StarNo Gravatar
    Posted December 19, 2010 at 5:22 am | Permalink

    I understood all of her texts before seeing each of your responses. This is like reading drunk texts from one of my best friends. Awesome. :D

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