Category Archives: Eye Candy

Happy Birthday To Me!

Yes, that’s right! It’s my 25th birthday today! Source. Source. Source. Source. Source. Source. And the best part? I get to spend it with Profligacy.
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Happy Hanukkah

Sundown tonight marks the first night of Hanukkah, so to all my Jewish readers out there, Happy Hanukkah! Source.
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Freckled Dudes

In the comments on virtually all of my “Standards of Beauty” posts, someone is bound to say, “Guys with [this feature] are hot, too! And yes, they are, but the reason I started these posts was to take a stand against the stringent standards of beauty that are placed on women, which are (and we [...]
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Bald is Beautiful

Who says women need hair to be attractive? Who says that long, silky hair is feminine? Who says that bald can’t be beautiful? Whether these amazingly beautiful women are rocking the dome because they feel like it, it’s a fashion statement, they like the way they look, it’s the result of a battle with cancer [...]
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The Frisky recently published an article called 15 Smokin’ Celebs With Girl-Next-Door Freckles. I’ve always had a thing for women with freckles, and I applaud The Frisky (which rarely happens) for recognizing unconventional beauty. However, I take huge issue with the fact that they called freckles “imperfections.” What the fuck is that shit? Freckles are [...]
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Unconventional Beauty

I went to see Inglourious Basterds tonight and was completely taken with the female lead’s beauty. Her name is Mélanie Laurent and she is a French actress. I like her because she looks like a real, beautiful woman. Her profile is not what people typically look at and call “pretty.” She has a larger nose, [...]
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“Glambulge” is now an entry on Urban Dictionary. It is defined as: “a word used to describe Adam Lambert’s glamorous and huge penis.” The LJ community ontd_ai had an entire post dedicated to the Glambulge. And this post has AMAZING gifs of the Glambulge that you MUST go look at. It’s a pretty hysterical community [...]
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Girlie Boner In Full Effect

Jacoby Ellsbury makes me happy in my pants. He is beyond yummy. You have no idea the kinds of things I would let him do to me. You name it, he can do it. And not only is he insanely easy on the eyes, he’s a helluva baseball player, too. The perfect specimen? Quite possibly. [...]
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Tangled Up In You

“The dawn is breaking, A light shining through. You’re barely waking, And I’m tangled up in you.” -Howie Day, Collide There is nothing I love more than waking up in someone’s arms, tangled up in each other’s bodies, a mess of appendages flailed about haphazardly, yet fitting perfectly together. I love not knowing where their [...]
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Jezebel profiled the Fatshionistas today, and I found them to be totally awesome and inspiring. They are proof that you don’t have to be a size 2 to look awesome and to have fun with fashion. There are so many misconceptions regarding people of size, and one of them is that they don’t take pride [...]
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