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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Awesomeness
Grey Gardens
If you’ve never seen this movie, please do. There is nothing I can say that would do justice to this film. Edie(s) Beale are an absolutely fascinating mix of camp, crazy, and tragedy. I could watch this film over and over again and never get tired of it.“And you can always take the skirt off [...]
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop, Wardrobe Malfunction Leave a comment
How All Sex Ed Movies Should Be
Presented without commentary.Special thanks to Shamrockette for the link.
Also posted in Sex Miscellany 5 Comments
Thursday Night…
…a 24-year-old, two 29-year-olds, and a 33-year-old played Truth or Dare, Spin the Bottle, and Never Have I Ever. It was a freaking blast. Lots of make outs, nakedness, and admitting to illicit activities. Sometimes it’s fun to act like a teenager. The only difference between playing Spin the Bottle as an adult and as [...]
Lindsay Lohan Is Awesomely Bad
Jezebel posted Lindsay Lohan’s new commercial for Fornarina the other day, and I am obsessed with it. I have no idea what is actually going on, nor does the commercial tell me what Fornarina actually is (upon a Google search, it appears to be some kind of clothing store that is popular in Japan and [...]
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop 6 Comments
All Hail The Sky Fairy
After reading a post on Alana’s blog yesterday in which she referred to God as a “sky fairy,” I could not stop giggling uncontrollably at the notion of a sky fairy. So, I changed my religious belief on Facebook to “The Sky Fairy.” My friend Daniela then asked if this sky fairy was actually a [...]
Also posted in With A Little Help From My Friends 6 Comments
As If It Was Possible For Me To Like Ikea Any More Than I Already Do
I’ve wanted to post this commercial for a while but have not been able to find it online. I found it, but the quality is really bad, so I apologize in advance. This woman is putting together a dresser from Ikea, and a woman (maybe her conscience? A ghost? I don’t know) tells her that [...]
Posted in Awesomeness 4 Comments
Love Comes In All Shapes and Sizes
I am not planning on getting married any time soon. In fact, I don’t know if I plan on ever getting married. Plus, as the law stands now, if I end up spending my life with a woman, I wouldn’t be able to marry her anyway. I don’t know if I could find a good [...]
Also posted in Caterwauling About The Patriarchy, Relationships 8 Comments
I Want To Take A Ride on Your Disco Stick
This is Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga is beyond awesome.And oh yeah: her album The Fame is pretty goddamn awesome, too.
Also posted in Culture Goes Pop, Eye Candy, Lady Gaga 4 Comments
Ghosts of St. Patty’s Days Past
It’s hard for me to get excited about St. Patrick’s Day now that I no longer live in Boston. Boston is The Place to Be (at least in the U.S.) for St. Patrick’s Day. The whole city is rich with Irish heritage and there are pubs on every corner. Down here, it’s not that way, [...]
Also posted in Foto, I Want To Go To There 2 Comments
It Don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White