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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: With A Little Help From My Friends
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
A few weeks ago, I got a drunk text from Jess Manifesto. I was asleep, and did not respond. But she did not stop. Here is the sequence of unanswered texts over the course of an hour: “Britni jni ni thr ftnk thbivr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7!!!!7$7888888888888888888&&&” “Ynsuuuuuuuuuzruvjo” “Sk ugcb” “Inbound” “Vtibtioo” “Umbao vfeubk” “Sgrbri” “Okmggggff” “MSG GOP” “abbriie” [...]
Guest Post: S&M and Abuse
While I’m busy working and unpacking and setting up my new apartment (Jesus and I are officially cohabitating!), I’ll leave you with a guest post from Molls. Molls recently moved to Holland with her husband (wow, that’s weird to say. Husband is something I never thought I’d associate with Molls) and is unemployed for the [...]
Also posted in BDSM, Culture Goes Pop, Rape Culture, Sexuality 4 Comments
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
This is not the first wedding that I’ve received a drunk text from Jess Manifesto from. Jess: Brrrrrrrintio Jess: Cakae and wine at a wsddi g is the best satidyat ever. Me: Another wedding? Jess: Yesssss! Jess: Eceyive I ate is here Jess: Jerks Me: I hate people I hate. They’re the worst. Jess: Expeficjalky [...]
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto: NYSBCP Edition
While at the Calendar Party, I received a drunk text from Jess Manifesto. I was SO EXCITED, since other people got to experience the wonder of Jess’ texts. It was an interactive event (all links added by me, obvi). Jess: Beteuni!!!!!! Jess: Inbat a wessj h! Jess: Wedding drunk fun knens head! Me: I’m at [...]
Wardrobe Malfunction: NYSBCP
I had a freaking blast at the Calendar Party. I met so many fantastic people, and if I tried to name them all, I know I’d forget someone, and I don’t want to do that! It was funny because, since I post my face, people walked right up to me and were like, “Britni!” Which [...]
Also posted in Awesomeness, Wardrobe Malfunction 5 Comments
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
I would like to preface this by saying that I was also highly, highly intoxicated during this exchange, and we have the same phone, so are tying on the same keypad. Jess: Omg ski brkjyi!!!! Me: Hiiiiiii! Jess: Pron and watchingwiyh won’t and uim drunk. Jess: Sexuk hole li jets part 3. Me: Sounds fun! [...]
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
It’s time for another edition of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Jess: Britni I amb drunk! Jess: You’re in bostjb and I’m healids, Jess: I rink your suuukd come to Chicago and Feyn drunk with mr! Me: Yes! Jess: Whynbbin the var jerked off Jess: Omg there do hot! Me: Who’s hot? Jess: Joghus Jess: [...]
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
It’s time for another installment of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Her: Brt is joefwst!!! Me: Yay drunk texts! Her: G with the thing and I got ooylair wrecked. Me: It’s my going away party! Her: I’m at joefwst I’m fso f HD up baby: Me: This is another blog post, FYI. Her: In he [...]
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