Category Archives: Awesomeness

Falling into Place

Everything, it seems, is falling into place. It turns out that this move was a Very Good Thing. I’ve just moved into my very own apartment (NO ROOMMATES! NO PARENTS!). It’s the first time in my life that I’ll be living totally by myself. I don’t have a bed yet. Or furniture. Or, well, anything, [...]
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Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon: OkCupid Version

The Players: myself, Rose, The Scientist, The Scientist’s Girlfriend The Background: I used to work with Rose at the toy store. I’ve gone on several dates with The Scientist. The Scientist is poly and has a primary partner, his Girlfriend. All four of us are on OkCupid. The Sitch: After my first date with The [...]
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You know it was a killer weekend when it involved the following: Waking up surrounded by a frisbee, a dozen cupcakes, and a head of cabbage has gone missing. Accidentally meeting Pandora Boxx in a club. Seeing friends that you haven’t seen in years while simultaneously making lots of awesome new ones. Possibly not speaking [...]
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The (For Real) Best Dating Site Message in the History of Ever

I spend a lot of time highlighting the terrible messages and profiles that I encounter on OkCupid. However, I just received quite possibly the most awesome message EVER. Subject: [reverse psychology in action] So, clearly, this will never work. In fact, you should stop reading this right now and return to eating Play-Doh and ministering [...]
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Anti-Rape Campaigns Done Right

Men Can Stop Rape has released a new anti-rape campaign, and it’s awesome. Not only does it feature both a gay couple and a minority couple among the posters, but instead of telling women not to drink so much/stay out late/wear something slutty, it simply focuses on stopping rape. It’s the sentiment of “the only [...]
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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

It’s time for another installment of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Her: Brt is joefwst!!! Me: Yay drunk texts! Her: G with the thing and I got ooylair wrecked. Me: It’s my going away party! Her: I’m at joefwst I’m fso f HD up baby: Me: This is another blog post, FYI. Her: In he [...]
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Super Powers

I didn’t publish this comment, because it would have continued a discussion that had long ended and the guy that wrote it had already spewed victim-blaming rhetoric all over the comments of another post, but I wanted to post it here because it might just be The Best Comment Ever regarding how to avoid being [...]
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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

Jess Manifesto likes to send me text messages when she’s drunk. Unfortunately, I never have any freaking idea what they say. She sends me jibberish, and I respond with generic answers. She therefore thinks that I understood what she said, and continues talking. Here is last night’s exchange: Jess: Briiiiiitnnnniiiiii. I jaz w chihahoi drunk! [...]
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Genghis Khunt, Random Brutal Sex Master

I’m shamelessly stealing this from Janie, but my result was too funny not to post. I took the OkCupid Dating Persona Test, and here were my results: Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture: But we figured you wouldn’t understand, and rightly so. We [...]
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