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I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Tag Archives: Eden Fantasys
Product Review: Better Than Chocolate
I hate chocolate. In fact, it’s one of my least favorite foods (the other two being tomatoes and coconut). Therefore, in order for something to be “better than chocolate,” it really wouldn’t have to be all that great. Some things that I would consider better than chocolate include: stale pretzels, ice cold showers, sitting through [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews, Vibrator Tagged Eden Fantasys 6 Comments
Product Review: Sportsheets Thighcuffs
It’s no secret that I’m a fan of bondage. As someone into BDSM, I’m interested in finding new ways to be bound and new items to bind me. I’ve got wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs, spreader bars, and more, but one thing that I didn’t have was thighcuffs. I’d seen pictures of people wearing them, and [...]
Posted in BDSM, Girl On Film, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Eden Fantasys 3 Comments
Product Review: Randy
“Let me ask you a question, and be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I made you randy? Yeah!” After reading Epiphora’s review of Vixen Creations’ Vixskin Randy, I sent it to Profligacy. I told Him that I was scared of Randy. He immediately ordered it, complete with next day shipping. [...]
Posted in Dildo, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Also tagged Epiphora 13 Comments
Product Review: Mystic Wand
I’m a huge fan of wand vibrators. The Hitachi is my go-to toy pretty much all the time, as it always seems to do the trick for me. However, the Hitachi is loud as all hell, it’s big, and it plugs into the wall, which doesn’t make it very portable and severely limits options for [...]
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Product Review: Gigi
I hate to do this to another Lelo toy, but… I’m going to have to. Because y’all don’t want me to blow smoke up yer asses, right? You want an honest review from me, yes? That’s what I thought. So, I don’t really love the Gigi. Like the Ella, I *wanted* to like it. It’s [...]
Posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews, Vibrator Tagged Eden Fantasys 3 Comments
Product Review: Rascal O2
I have a new best friend, y’all. And his name is Rascal. Rascal O2, to be exact. I can’t really explain how awesome this Rascal is, but I’m going to try. The Rascal O2 is made by Tantus. What, exactly, makes the Rascal O2 different from the regular ol’ Rascal? Well, it’s the O2 material. [...]
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Product Review: Liberator Fascinator Throe
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’m a squirter (SHOCKING, right?). And as I may have mentioned, the longer I played with Master, the more comfortable I became with just letting go and coming. Add a Pure Wand to that, and I was making a huge fucking mess. It didn’t matter how many towels [...]
Product Review: Lola
Cal Exotics’ Lola waterproof vibrator had potential to be good vibrator, but fell short for me. While not designed to be anything more than a simple straight, waterproof vibrator, the negatives far outweighed the positives. She provided good vibration strength, yet was fairly noisy. However, the biggest flaw in this toy for me was in [...]
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Product Review: Acute
The Acute is an absolutely lovely dildo. It was my first Tantus dildo and I was very excited to finally own such a lovely product. I love my Tantus plug and figured I would love their dildos as well. I was right. My first thought upon seeing the Acute out the package was that it [...]
Posted in Dildo, Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews Tagged Eden Fantasys 3 Comments
Product Review: Pink Water