Product Review: Liberator Fascinator Throe

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’m a squirter (SHOCKING, right?). And as I may have mentioned, the longer I played with Master, the more comfortable I became with just letting go and coming. Add a Pure Wand to that, and I was making a huge fucking mess. It didn’t matter how many towels I put down, I soaked through them all and ended up with wet sheets. And consider the fact that Master really enjoys watching me gush copious amounts of fluid, more nights than not, I had a big ass wet spot on my bed.
I’d heard great things about Liberator’s Fascinator Throe, so Master bought me a black one (I wanted purple, but He was paying and He wanted black, so we got black. Not that I’m complaining or anything). This thing is a life saver!

First of all, it’s huge. Like, really, really big. One side is shiny satin and the other is soft microfiber. They claim that it feels just like a blanket, but that’s not really true. It has a “moisture-proof barrier” in the middle of it, and it makes it feel a little plastic-y. It also makes a crinkle-y (I’m on FIRE with my adjectives right now) noise when you move on it. So it really does feel more like putting a soft-ish, pretty tarp down and less like you’re laying on a blanket.
But I’m totally unconcerned with all of that, because this throe saves the shit out of my sheets. I can gush buckets of liquid on it, and my sheets stay dry. However, it takes a while for the liquid to absorb into the throe, and I gush A LOT of fluid, so I end up sitting in a puddle of wetness, and it’s kind of unpleasant. I’m all about bodily fluids, but when you’re literally sitting in a puddle of liquid that’s so much of a puddle that you can create waves in it if you so desire, it’s not that awesome. I wish it absorbed liquid a little faster. Epiphora says that she’s poured cups upon cups of water on the throe and the surface underneath stayed completely dry. I find that when I gush a ton, my sheets stay dry, but it’s still a little damp underneath.
Cleaning it is easy enough, too. Throw it in the washing machine, and while it says you can tumble dry it on low heat, it would take 4 days for this thing to dry on low heat. I’ve had better luck hanging it over the shower curtain rod and letting it dry overnight. However, the positives completely outweigh the negative for this thing, and it’s a godsend for squirters. Lube, massage oils, bodily fluids, candle wax, you name it; this throe can handle it all. No more playing “Rock, Paper, Scissors” to decide who’s stuck sleeping in the wet spot, because there won’t be a wet spot!
Honestly, I can’t recommend this enough, and not just for people that squirt. Sex is messy; that’s half the fun! This thing will save your sheets, couch, carpet, or any other surface that you get the urge to fuck on. Want a Fascinator Throe for yourself? Eden Fantasys carries it in three different colors!

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$84.99Fascinator™ posh throe
Throw by Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear
Material: Plush / Satin
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  1. escargotisforpansies
    Posted November 27, 2009 at 3:01 am | Permalink

    Are you sure most of your "squirting" isn't urine? Soaking through multiple layers of towels seems excessive.

  2. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted November 27, 2009 at 3:57 am | Permalink

    If you think my gushing is excessive, you have not been with a woman who's capable of *really* squirting, then. Some people are lucky to lubricate, others gush/squirt cups.I'm pretty sure I would know (as would Profligacy) if I was pissing.

  3. Sex Warrior
    Posted November 27, 2009 at 9:12 am | Permalink

    As a fellow squirter I agree Britni, a woman who knows her body knows which orifice the fluid's coming out of. It doesn't smell, taste or look like urine, familiarity with it will tell you that in an instant. I'm loving squirting week! Thanks :-)

  4. AlwaysArousedGirl
    Posted November 27, 2009 at 9:17 am | Permalink

    Aw, isn't it nice of Escargot to stop by and diagnose what's going on in your personal bedroom with your personal body?Surely Escargot knows best! Why, I bet Escargot is a *dude*! Dudes always know best about what's happening in women's bodies!

  5. Whiskey and Popcorn
    Posted November 27, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    I am loving your posts ( as usual). Thank you for keeping it real :-) , even if I sadly cannot get half these things in my country…..

  6. Essin'
    Posted November 27, 2009 at 3:20 pm | Permalink

    I love mine – I have the safari (zebra) one. However, after a year of gushing on it, it seems no amount of washing has made it lose the cunt smell. Maybe I'll try washing it on high…

  7. sarahbear
    Posted November 27, 2009 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    I want this in purple. =)P.S. Even if it was pee (which it's not) it feels fucking amazing anyway.

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