Category Archives: Self Medication

Drinky, Drinky

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Happy Fucking Birthday To Me

I decided I’d do a brief birthday synopsis becuase I know that all of you are just dying to know how it was. It was wonderful. Lesbian Co-Worker* and Hasbian Co-Worker** took me out for drinks. Most of my friends aren’t 21 yet, plus I don’t really like going out with large groups, so this [...]
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I Am Not Fun

Okay, fine. I will post a picture of my new haircut. It’s boring, but it’s all I’ve got for you. I’m off to the biblioteca to pull an all nighter studying for exams. Wish me luck! As I sit in the library studying, I’m bored, so I’m going to add a little more to this [...]
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Thanks, Grandma

My birthday is a week from today, and I received my present from my grandparents in the mail this morning. In the envelope was a card, a check for $210 (I thought this was a weird amount, but my ever helpful mother explained that I was turning 21, so it was $10 per year), and [...]
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Random Occurrances

Some highlights of this past weekend include: I told a girl wearing a pearl necklace that she should be openly mocked for wearing sexual innuendo around her neck. ********Walking through my friend’s birthday party that had somehow become overrun with freshman making out and falling over:Freshman Tool: “Yeah, you just write the alphabet with your [...]
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What Is This World Coming To?

Last night I did something completely out of character. Jo and I went to this frat party because friends of ours were playing a show there. Free booze, nerdy people, an okay time. I brought a very cute guy home. He was nice, attends MIT, works for Texas Instruments, and I’ll mention again that he’s [...]
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I Am Amazing

Things that occurred last night after I had imbibed quite a bit of alcohol: I said the words, “I’m not even drunk yet and I’m already awesome.” I made out with a 17 year old. I made out with Gay Mike. I made out with Gay Bobby. When some cunt told me that she was [...]
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Adventures in Being Single: Week 1

I’ve never had a problem with being single. I’ve always loved being available yet just out of reach, wanted but only securable for one night, admired from afar and then fucked all night. I enjoy the chase, the challange, the catch, and the immediate release. I always have. When I was single, I never really [...]
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Single In The City

Well, all, I am officially back on the market. Please, everyone don’t jump at once, there is plenty of me to go around. Just take a number and get in line. I just listened to the person that I spent the last year of my life with tell me that our relationship was a sham [...]
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