Wardrobe Malfunction: Black and White All Over

This is me. This is what I wore to work today. This is 10 hours after I left for work. This is 5 glasses of wine after getting home. This is a small glimpse of our adorable new kitchen. But my outfit still rocks.

I am wearing:

  • Black and white dress from Target
  • Punctuation tights by American Apparel
  • Black and white wedges by Jeffrey Campbell
  • Pearl necklace, Target
  • Teal flower clip, Target
  • Drunken, seductive eyes, wine.

I’ve gained 25 pounds since moving to Boston and I fucking love it. I can’t wait to show you our place when it’s fully decorated!

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  1. JessNo Gravatar
    Posted April 7, 2011 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    You look beautiful as always Britni!!!!! Very FAB outfit and love those nylons. Glad you’re enjoying Boston. Kara XOXO

  2. MollsNo Gravatar
    Posted April 10, 2011 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    Can you do a black and blue all over post and show off how awesome your bike experience was?

    God, I’m such a bitch.

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