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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Author Archives: Britni TheVadgeWig
Happy
I’m not very good at being happy. It’s not because I don’t want to be happy, or that I don’t think I deserve to be happy, but it’s because I’m not used to being happy. Right now, I’m the happiest I’ve been in a very, very long time. Years, even. And it’s fantastic. But I [...]
Almost
The raging UTIs that I get almost monthly* almost make the sex not worth having. Almost. *I don’t want to hear what worked for you, or remedies, but thanks for the thought. I know them all. I have what my doctor called “the perfect storm” for UTIs: a urethra abnormally close to my vaginal opening [...]
Posted in Sex Miscellany 7 Comments
Dead On
While I’m off working and having a life boyfriend, I wanted to at least share something superawesome with you. Courtesy of Holly over at Pervocracy (that I’m hoping to finally be able to meet for drinks once she’s done having mono!), The People You Meet When You Write About Rape: Mr. What About The Men [...]
Posted in Rape Culture Comments closed
Make the Call
The other night, I was woken up at about 1:30 AM by a couple fighting with each other. It was loud and angry and I listened for a few minutes for sounds of violence before drifting back to sleep. At about 3:00 AM, I was awakened by the same couple, still fighting. The male was [...]
Posted in It Felt Like A Kiss 6 Comments
Karma’s A Bitch, Bitch
I just found out that my rapist was stabbed this weekend and is in the ICU. SHOCKINGLY, I can’t find it ANYWHERE in me to feel even remotely bad about it or care what happens to him. Fuck you very much. Karma’s a bitch.
My Kinky Self
I’ve sucked at posting lately, and I’ve also not talked much about BDSM in a while. So when Rayne asked me to guest post on her blog defining my kinky self, I thought it would be a good opportunity to both get myself writing and thinking about BDSM again. And so, I’ve defined my kinky [...]
Posted in BDSM, Submission 3 Comments
How My Day Started…
My alarm didn’t go off, so I was late and had to take a cab. My cab driver hit a chick on a bike, so I had to take a different cab halfway there. My new cabbie was listening to Rush Limbough, who I listened to read the headline “Gay Porn Star Accused of Killing [...]
Posted in Awesomeness 8 Comments
Slacker
As you can see, my blogging inspiration has been severely lacking lately. Besides not really having much to write about, I’m never home. I come home to sleep, or just run in the door to shower and change and run back out. I’ve been working a lot, and spending a lot of time with Jesus, [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Dotty
I took this picture at work on a Saturday morning. Saturdays are my favorite, as I’m the only senior staff on site and the clients tend to be fairly chill. My office is in the basement, and I get to sit down there alone without interruption and just do my thing. This is a VERY [...]
Posted in Wardrobe Malfunction 5 Comments
I’m Just So Tired…