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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: February 2011
Talking in His Sleep
Jesus, in his sleep: “And he goes up for the ball! That was a basketball metaphor. I make basketball metaphors.” Good to know. But he doesn’t even like basketball!
Banshee
The other morning, I was feeling sleepy and lazy, so I called in late to work, cuddled up with Jesus, and went back to sleep. A couple of hours later, I was feeling frisky, which was a nice surprise considering that my sex drive has been MIA as of late. I woke up Jesus and [...]
Fighting Fair
All couples fight. It’s just part of being a couple, of being in a relationship. No matter how great your partnership is, you’re inevitably going to fight. Our problem lies, however, in the fact that neither Jesus or I learned to fight fair. We’ve both dated dysfunctional people who always went for the jugular during [...]
Filled With Lust
So, I’ve already showed you the things I’m currently loving. Now I’m gonna talk about the things I’m currently lusting after. Many of these items will be clothing, or related to my apartment, as I’m still in the process of furnishing and decorating it. This set of retro flatware. My apartment is really brightly colored, [...]
Posted in I Am A Material Girl 2 Comments
A Big Step
Jesus and I have now exchanged keys to each others’ apartments. This could be trouble.
Blue
Today should have been awesome. Last night, Jesus and I stayed in. I made us matzoh ball soup, we watched “Dead Like Me” on Netflix, we took a nice long bath with one of my Lush bath bombs, we had sex, we went to bed early, and we woke up before 11 without a hangover. [...]
Wardrobe Malfunction: Valentine’s Day
So, I hung out at the bar while my boyfriend worked for Valentine’s Day. We went to a spectacular dinner earlier in the week, knowing he would be working The Day Of. I dressed up anyway. I am wearing: Tutu dress, present from Jesus, courtesy of Proxy clothing Faux leather jacket by Bebe Black faux [...]
Posted in Wardrobe Malfunction 4 Comments
I Suck
I’m having trouble finding things to write about. Being in a happy relationship (for me, at least) isn’t really conducive to blogging material for me. On top of that, I work a lot at a job that exhausts me both physically and emotionally. By the time I get home I’m either with Jesus at his [...]
This Is Why We’re Dating
Something I posted on Jesus’ wall: And yes, that one person that likes his comment is me.
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