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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Monthly Archives: December 2005
Naught Trumps Nice: Britni In A Nutshell, The Holiday Version
When she was good she was very good, but when she was bad she was better.
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I Have No Shame
An exchange of text messages that occurred earlier today: Cape Boy: “I just woke up from the best nap ever.”Me: “It would have been even better if I had been there to wake you up with a blow job.”Cape Boy: “You’re right, that would have been much better. Did I mention that you’re the coolest [...]
Happy Fucking Birthday To Me
I decided I’d do a brief birthday synopsis becuase I know that all of you are just dying to know how it was. It was wonderful. Lesbian Co-Worker* and Hasbian Co-Worker** took me out for drinks. Most of my friends aren’t 21 yet, plus I don’t really like going out with large groups, so this [...]
I Am Not Fun
Okay, fine. I will post a picture of my new haircut. It’s boring, but it’s all I’ve got for you. I’m off to the biblioteca to pull an all nighter studying for exams. Wish me luck! As I sit in the library studying, I’m bored, so I’m going to add a little more to this [...]
This Cannot Be My Life, I Am Not A Real Person
I apologize for the lack of an HNT this week, but I had a rough night last night… About a week ago, Jo and I went to our friend’s house to hang out and drink a little. I had forgotten about Cape Boy, a guy that I used to hang out with sporadically last year. [...]
Thanks, Grandma
My birthday is a week from today, and I received my present from my grandparents in the mail this morning. In the envelope was a card, a check for $210 (I thought this was a weird amount, but my ever helpful mother explained that I was turning 21, so it was $10 per year), and [...]
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Light My Fire
I don’t understand this new trend of using warming condoms and lubricants that has somehow caught on. I honestly don’t get why so many people think that this is a great thing. First of all, it can only get so hot down there. I don’t want any burning sensations in my vagina. To me, this [...]
Red Light Special
Say hello to my little friend:
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