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Wardrobe Malfunction: Color Splash

I went out the other night and totally loved my outfit. It was so colorful and fun! Remember, kids: every color is a neutral. I am wearing: Plum strapless satin dress from Forever 21 Forest green stirrup tights from American Apparel Hot pink studded pumps by Michael Hot pink flowered headband from Forever 21 Long [...]
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I was deliriously tired and awake at 5:30 AM this morning, and decided that I was hungry. I was just about to wander over to the 24-hour Wal-mart to get chips and snacks when I walked into the kitchen and found a muffin. I was excited. See? And thus began the euphemisms. This picture was [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Fetish Party

Happy fetish party! I’ve gained weight; can you tell? I love it! I also love my hair!
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Tutu

TUTU. Coral tutu from Target, little girls’ section (size XL) Black and cream tie-dye shirt from Target Black studded heels, gift from Profligacy Large black beaded necklace Teal, black, and brown bird necklace, gift from Grandma MOTHERFUCKING TUTU.
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Fat Lip

Good to know he still lives up to his nickname. But man, that shit HURTS. EDIT: It’s gone from purple to blue.
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Purple and Pink

I wore this out to see Alice in Wonderland with Profligacy (click it and it grows): I am wearing: Plum dress from Forever 21 (gift from Profligacy) Fuschia stirrup tights from American Apparel Denim jacket Black boots by Diba Black “chandelier” necklace Long silver necklace from Target I love the purple dress with the pink [...]
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Profligacy and I have been looking for a collar for everyday wear for a while now. We wanted something that I could wear all the time, but everything we found was either too obviously a collar, or just “not me.” We wanted this because a) I can’t wear my collar 24/7, yet it’s nice to [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Nashville!

I know you all are dying to see some of the outfits I wore while in Nashville with Profligacy last week, so here’s a glimpse (click to pic to embiggen). I don’t feel like listing off everything I’m wearing. The first two pictures on the left are the same outfit, but I wanted you to [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Oceanic

I’m kind of obsessed with the outfit I wore last night. I am wearing: Teal v-neck t-shirt from Target Blue high wasted band skirt from Express Black skinny belt from Target Silver necklace from Target Black studded heels (gift from Profligacy) Black blazer from H&M I think I may go back and get this skirt [...]
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Master, Protector, Lover

Profligacy gets to be the star of this one! HHNT!
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