After yesterday’s bruhaha, I started thinking. No, I don’t think I overreacted to the post in question at all. But I definitely had a very strong reaction to it, and there’s a reason for that. I’ve been meaning to write about my relationship with, and evolution of, squirting for some time, and I think that the EW GROSS SQUIRTING post presented me with the perfect opportunity to do so. The rest of this week will be Squirting Week here on the Shameless blog, starting today, and continuing with an HNT dedicated to the wonders of my squirting vagina, a review of Liberator’s Fascinator Throe, and some words from Profligacy on why He loves it when I soak the bed, His entire body, and my entire body with my ejaculate. And maybe a mention or two of Njoy’s Pure Wand…
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Hi, Britni! Welcome to the club! There are cookies and coffee at the back, and Liberator Throes on the floor!
Squirting, though it doesn't make us superior than non-squirters (which I've never heard ANY squirters assert, though some of the commenters on the other squirting post claimed we had), is amazing and I'm so glad that I do it and that I've always been with partners who loved it, too!
This post has convinced me that a person can be ashamed of almost anything. You've been ashamed of getting Too Wet, and I'm ashamed of being Too Dry (I also usually need a bucket, but for the lube.) Part of me's a tiny bit jealous… but since we've both shared the same feeling, I also feel liberated. Shame in the bedroom, to my mind, is becoming an increasingly useless emotion.
Besides, I can lick my own nipples. My body can do tricks too!
Awesome. I hope someone ashamed of her own wetness ends up here, reading this post, and realizes it nothing to be hung up on.
Go You Squirters!
and
Go You Non-Squirters!
You are motherfucking awesome.
That is all.
peace…
pandadementia, Yes, non-squirters rock just as much. I love all vaginas!
Molly Ren, I *cannot* suck my own nipples. Therefore, you totally win in that competition. And thank you for sharing! I'm sure you're absolutely perfect
All of this talk of squirting has me so damned curious. I just must see it sometime (hopefully with my face as the target).
I've seen your nick around twitter for a bit but never stopped by to look. I'm glad I did this time.
I do believe I've found another blog to add to my RSS reader (and not just because of the HNT pic you mentioned for this week.)
The funny thing is – I’m not a squirter and I’ve never even really thought about it for more than a passing moment, but that post yesterday made me want to scream and make t-shirts or something. It’s just like we keep finding new ways to make women feel shitty about their bodies. It’s such bullshit.
So woohoo for natural vagina functions!
Britni, you absolutely fucking rock!
I will say this: squirters ROCK! I was once involved with a woman who was a massive ejaculator and it rocked my socks when she came all over my face and body. She told me how she, like yourself, grew up very ashamed of her gift. I hope that through our experiences with one another, she learned to appreciate her body and the wonderful thing(s) it could do. Tis a shame we lived too far away from each other for me to enjoy that more often…
I followed your blog and plan on reading more and more. Keep it going!
All pussy, whether 'capable' of squirting or not, is awesome! Why a guy would say "eww" to a very wet pussy, much less one that squirts, is beyond me. (And please forgive me for speaking of a pussy as if it's detached from the woman!)
I think the squirting is awesome! One day I hope to be able to do that.
I am also a moist girl and used to be embarrassed about it, but not anymore.
Congratulations Britni! I read your comments on the site and as usual I was impressed with your tone, since you made your points in an articulate but non-aggressive way. You are amazing.
I admire women who can exert that much control over their muscles and their ability to cum. I believe that anyone (woman or man) who can't embrace their body's abilities will never truly enjoy sex and will always be plagued with shame. Keep writing for those who may need to need that one last push to accept the wonders of their bodies.
Drives me insane to hear stories like this. Why? Because it's such a shame that we live in a society that preaches natural sexual responses are somehow shamefull! That you had to feel shame, embarrasment, and generally being freaked out when having orgasms is sad.
I am very happy that you've reached the point in your life where you not only embrace it, but enjoy it thoroughly.
Does anyone recall the episode of Californication on Showtime when Hank and his agent Charlie are having a threeway with a woman. The agent is down having a nice feast when Hank recalls that she is a squirter, just as she let loose all of sudden all over Charlie's face. It was a classic!
Episode 3: The Whore of Babylon
Not that I'm that concerned about it, but I've always felt that guys should LOVE women who squirt if for no ther reason then it's undeniable proof she ain't faking to make your tool ass feel better. But, in general, I've never understood awkwardness about one's body during srx. Maybe it's cause I've never had 'casual' sex, but by the time I got naked with a woman, I was pretty sure that is was exactly what both of us wanted and short of teeth down there not much was gonna turn me off. People who get hung up on too small too big too hairy too wet too bent too 'what's that weird purple lump?' too whatever…just really are missing something in the experience I think. Too focused on the act and not the experienceor something.
this is an awesome post!
after reading this i really, really want a girl to squirt on me. at least once in my life. i *must* experience it.
i can't squirt, and – surprise surprise – i don't feel any "threat" or compulsion to start trying to learn how to squirt after reading this post. squirting sounds hot, but i'm perfectly happy the way i am too
I've never understood the fascination or revulsion about squirting.
I mean, guys who are turned off by this should really look in a mirror.
Um, hello? Fellas? You, by nature, are squirters, and you expect the female to be accepting of this.. Can't the door swing both ways?
Girls: Don't feel ashamed if you can or can't. I mean, as a sec kitten you've already got the tools to make the men drool and crawl on the floor. Adding to your repetoire the ability to squirt, or lick nipples, or even shoot ping-pong balls outta the cooch is just icing on the freaking cake!
Enjoy yourself, enjoy your body, and don't let someone else define for you what is sexy. Define it for yourself.
squirters are us
awesome post!!!
I'm glad you talked about this, because I am a squirter sometimes and I feel embarrassed about it. Not sure why I am. My hubby says not to be and that it's beautiful. I guess I was afraid it was gross or not normal. I didn't want to tun him off. Thank you for sharing, I feel much better and from now on I'm just going to go with it and enjoy.
It's such a shame how past relationships can really fuck up one's sexuality. I too have my own hang ups. This is a fantastic post. I hope to one day master the art of squirting. I'm quite surprised sometimes that I am not squirting with some of my amazingly intense orgasms. I'll be working on it.
xo mina
That's fucking awesome!! I'm gonna practice!!
I cannot make myself squirt with the Pure Wand. If there's something special I need to do or something, please email me and let me know. I REALLY want to squirt. Not because of porn, but because I'd like to feel an orgasm like that.
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