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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Author Archives: Britni TheVadgeWig
Make the Call
The other night, I was woken up at about 1:30 AM by a couple fighting with each other. It was loud and angry and I listened for a few minutes for sounds of violence before drifting back to sleep. At about 3:00 AM, I was awakened by the same couple, still fighting. The male was [...]
Posted in It Felt Like A Kiss 6 Comments
Karma’s A Bitch, Bitch
I just found out that my rapist was stabbed this weekend and is in the ICU. SHOCKINGLY, I can’t find it ANYWHERE in me to feel even remotely bad about it or care what happens to him. Fuck you very much. Karma’s a bitch.
My Kinky Self
I’ve sucked at posting lately, and I’ve also not talked much about BDSM in a while. So when Rayne asked me to guest post on her blog defining my kinky self, I thought it would be a good opportunity to both get myself writing and thinking about BDSM again. And so, I’ve defined my kinky [...]
Posted in BDSM, Submission 3 Comments
How My Day Started…
My alarm didn’t go off, so I was late and had to take a cab. My cab driver hit a chick on a bike, so I had to take a different cab halfway there. My new cabbie was listening to Rush Limbough, who I listened to read the headline “Gay Porn Star Accused of Killing [...]
Posted in Awesomeness 8 Comments
Slacker
As you can see, my blogging inspiration has been severely lacking lately. Besides not really having much to write about, I’m never home. I come home to sleep, or just run in the door to shower and change and run back out. I’ve been working a lot, and spending a lot of time with Jesus, [...]
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Wardrobe Malfunction: Dotty
I took this picture at work on a Saturday morning. Saturdays are my favorite, as I’m the only senior staff on site and the clients tend to be fairly chill. My office is in the basement, and I get to sit down there alone without interruption and just do my thing. This is a VERY [...]
Posted in Wardrobe Malfunction 5 Comments
May The Force Be With You
And we’re back with another dating site message for the ages. …., it says we need to match at least 60 % or the message I send you will appear with a filter warning. Warned you are then, ha-ha. Good morning, how are you ? Up late I presume, or up rather early you could [...]
Posted in Make Me A Match 4 Comments
In and Out
I was out of town and missed posting for National Coming Out Day yesterday, but I wanted to post something anyway, whether it was late or not. I thought that this would be a good time to address a question that ASM asked me at the Calendar Party. She said, “You often mention that you [...]
Posted in SGO, Sexuality, Soul Searching 14 Comments
Sweet Nothings
Jesus: “I want to have a blowout dinner for my birthday. Will you be my date?” Me: “Fuck no.” Jesus: “Will you be my bitch?” Me: “Sure.” Jesus: “Will you be my cumslut?” Me: “Absolutely.” I like that he knows me already.
Dead On