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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Wahl-ee
A Break From Routine
We’ve already established that I am The World’s Most Boring Masturbater™. However, the other day, something came over me, and for one afternoon, I ceased to be The World’s Most Boring Masturbater™. I decided to use more than just my Wahl! Of course, the Wahl was still a part of the masturbation sesh, because it’s [...]
The World’s Most Boring Masturbater
Yes, it’s true. I am The World’s Most Boring Masturbater™. All those images that you may have conjured up in your head of me hotly and sexily masturbating that are filed away in your spank bank? I hate to inform you that they are inaccurate. Some people have exciting masturbation sessions that last for hours [...]
A Few of My Favorite Things
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens… yeah, notsomuch. I’m talking about my favorite sex toys, obvi. As my collection is perpetually growing and changing, I thought it would be a good idea to do a list of my favorite products. Granted, these change with the wind and I have days where I swear I’ll [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery 6 Comments
OMIGOD YOU GUISE
Omigod, omigod you guys. If you don’t own a Wahl, you need to. Seriously. You can find them on Amazon for $12. I got mine from Blowfish for $18, though it looks like it’s $27 there now. IT’S AFFORDABLE. BUY ONE. I’m not even linking to a site I’m an affiliate for so you know [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Wanking 10 Comments
Product Review: Wahl 2-Speed Massager Kit
So maybe she’s not the prettiest girl at the party. And maybe it’s not the most advanced toy on the shelf. But none of that matters, because the Wahl is fucking amazing. Seriously. Just buy it. You won’t be sorry, and you’ll definitely be thanking me. I could pretty much end the review here, as [...]
Also posted in Population Control and Orgasmic Artillery, Product Reviews, Vibrator Tagged Babeland, Epiphora 22 Comments
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