Category Archives: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do


Sometimes song lyrics feel like they were written for you. I heard this song for the first time today while watching past seasons of So You Think You Can Dance and these lyrics immediately hit me and brought me to tears, as they were all too real for me. “I just poured my heart out [...]
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Winning Record

I’m now two for two on ex-boyfriends currently living with the women they cheated on me with.
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I’m Not Over You

“In my daydreams, in my sleep,Infatuation turning into disease.You could cure me, see all you have to do now is please try,Give it your best shot and try.All I’m asking for is love,But you never seem to have enough. I’ve gotta feel you in my bones again,I’m all over you,I’m not over you.I wanna taste [...]
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I miss him. “So I would choose to be with youThat’s if the choice were mine to makeBut you can make decisions tooAnd you can have this heart to break And so it goes, and so it goesAnd you’re the only one who knows” -Billy Joel, And So It Goes
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A Leopard Doesn’t Change It’s Spots

CB and I had a rocky relationship. We were on and off for nearly two years. One of the first times that we were “off,” CB met Trollface (I would call her something different, but that’s what she was on my old blog. I don’t hate her anymore and now I feel sorry for her [...]
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Another One Bites The Dust

Without going into too much detail, after The Redneck had asked me not to hook up with anyone else, and after he was the one calling me 5 times a day and asking me to come over every day, started getting weird. Referred to me as his “buddy.” Told me that if I started having [...]
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This post will only be relevant to a select few readers. For those of you who have been with me long enough to remember CB, he just called me. I haven’t talked to him in about a year. Turns out he is going to be down here next week and wanted to know if I [...]
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It Didn’t Have to Be Like This

I knew that it was too easy. When I initially broke up with Bartender, he handled it wonderfully. He told me, “You deserve better than me,” “I wasn’t a good boyfriend,” “I’m sorry I let you down,” “No hard feelings,” and “Don’t think about it as losing me, think about it as freeing yourself.” But [...]
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The End

I am single again. There were a lot of reasons for the breakup. I don’t know if he is capable of giving me what I want from a relationship, no matter how much he wanted to. We have different ideas of how we should be in a relationship. Maybe I expected too much from him. [...]
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The Year In Review: 2005

I’ve seen these questions on a couple of blogs, and to tell you the truth, I really don’t have the energy to come up with an original and creative post right now due to the copious amounts of sex that I’ve been having. Therefore, I am stealing these. I will quickly tell you that I [...]
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