ATTENTION MEN: If you are trying to get me to sleep with you, telling me that you “have a pretty big one. Thick, too,” (repeatedly) is not the way to go about it.
Not only do I not care how big your penis is, I a) shouldn’t know anything about it before I’ve actually gotten the chance to see it, and b) am more likely to run away screaming if I think you’re too large. Not to mention that it’s pretty off-putting and kind of pathetic.
This has been a public service announcement.