My room is a mess. Instead of harassing me to clean it, like she usually does, my mother took it upon herself to clean it for me while I was out for the night. This was very nice of her…
except that my sex toys were EVERYWHERE. I don’t think there were any dirty sex toys anywhere, but all the toys I have to review were on the bed, including my packing cock, a harness, and a bunch of dildos. There was an entire (open) duffle bag at the foot of the bed overflowing with toys.
I thanked her for cleaning my room, but I was understandably upset. I felt like my privacy had been violated. I understand that it’s her house, and she wants me to keep my room clean. Fine. But JUST ASK me to clean it. Don’t take it upon yourself to go into my room and clean it, because I’m a 25-year-old woman, and I probably have things in my room that I don’t want you to see. Like my sex toys. Or the condom wrapper on the floor.
My mom said, “Britni, I *know* about your sex toys.” But there’s a huge difference between knowing that I review sex toys and have a lot of them and actually seeing the collection and straightening it up. I’m pretty horrified about the whole thing.
And this is just one more reason why I need to move out.