Love Comes In All Shapes and Sizes

I am not planning on getting married any time soon. In fact, I don’t know if I plan on ever getting married. Plus, as the law stands now, if I end up spending my life with a woman, I wouldn’t be able to marry her anyway. I don’t know if I could find a good enough reason to marry a man, even if I’m in love with him and want to spend my life with him, just because the law lets me due to the fact that he possesses a penis and I possess a vagina (when it wouldn’t let me if my partner had a vagina). However, many people do choose to get married. And no two couples are alike. That’s what I love about the site That’s My Topper, which has a really awesome selection of cake toppers that are tailored to every kind of couple you could imagine.
There’s one for the couple who’s expecting a baby:

These are the “curvy” woman and “big and tall” man. She could stand to be a little curvier, but at least they’re trying.

This is for the inappropriate couple (I would totally love this one). The bride is pinching her groom’s ass:
Here, the bride is mounting the groom because she can’t wait until she gets to the honeymoon suite to mount her man:
This is an Indian couple:
Here are interchangeable brides and grooms. I like the pantsuit option for the bride.
Interracial lesbian couple:
The gay male couple:
An interracial couple (black woman, white man):
An interracial couple (black man, white woman):
There are a ton more on the site. It’s refreshing to see that people can attempt to find cake toppers that actually look like they do for their wedding cake. Every couple is different, and not every wedding consists of a white bride and a white groom.
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  1. 13messages
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    I love that you love these. I'm glad to share a world with a person like you.

  2. PrettyPrettyPrincess
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    I love, love, love these. I am going to bookmark this for my eventual wedding. Even if I end up with a woman and the law doesn't recognize it, I am marrying the hell out of him/her anyway! Fuck em. I'll be the curvy girl grabbing SOMEONE'S ass

  3. Miss Robyn
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    These are awesome. Next step? Brides in non-white dresses- because should I ever get married, I'm wearing red. I'm no liar.

  4. Britni TheVadgeWig
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    I'm totes wearing purple. I am no virgin, therefore no white.

  5. Ms. Inconspicuous
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    I'm lovin' the couple-expecting topper. Mostly because there's no jokey-hint of it being an embarrassment or a rush–it looks totally natural and beautiful, and the couple looks blissfully happy.

    And I *wish* I had known about the bride-grabbing-his-ass one before my wedding. I would have gotten it.

  6. Aviva
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    These are great! Along these same lines, when my parents (who are an interracial couple) got married in the late 1970s, the bakery that made their cake had to cut two wedding couple figurines (one black couple and one white couple) in half in order to create a little interracial wedding topper couple. My parents still have their little glued-together topper sitting on a kitchen shelf. I've always thought it was completely adorable…

  7. Liss
    Posted March 26, 2009 at 1:41 am | Permalink

    YOU ARE Great! LOVE IT!

  8. JonsBabydoll
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm | Permalink

    Oh… My… AWESOMENESS!!!!!

    I am obsessed with all things pertaining to weddings. [At one point I wanted to be a wedding planner] This is a must at my future wedding. The one with the bride mounting the groom is just TOO perfect!!!

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