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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: April 18, 2011
A few weeks ago, I got a drunk text from Jess Manifesto. I was asleep, and did not respond. But she did not stop. Here is the sequence of unanswered texts over the course of an hour: “Britni jni ni thr ftnk thbivr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7!!!!7$7888888888888888888&&&” “Ynsuuuuuuuuuzruvjo” “Sk ugcb” “Inbound” “Vtibtioo” “Umbao vfeubk” “Sgrbri” “Okmggggff” “MSG GOP” “abbriie” [...]
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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: December 17, 2010
This is not the first wedding that I’ve received a drunk text from Jess Manifesto from. Jess: Brrrrrrrintio Jess: Cakae and wine at a wsddi g is the best satidyat ever. Me: Another wedding? Jess: Yesssss! Jess: Eceyive I ate is here Jess: Jerks Me: I hate people I hate. They’re the worst. Jess: Expeficjalky [...]
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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto: NYSBCP Edition

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: October 2, 2010
While at the Calendar Party, I received a drunk text from Jess Manifesto. I was SO EXCITED, since other people got to experience the wonder of Jess’ texts. It was an interactive event (all links added by me, obvi). Jess: Beteuni!!!!!! Jess: Inbat a wessj h! Jess: Wedding drunk fun knens head! Me: I’m at [...]
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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: September 18, 2010
I would like to preface this by saying that I was also highly, highly intoxicated during this exchange, and we have the same phone, so are tying on the same keypad. Jess: Omg ski brkjyi!!!! Me: Hiiiiiii! Jess: Pron and watchingwiyh won’t and uim drunk. Jess: Sexuk hole li jets part 3. Me: Sounds fun! [...]
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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: August 18, 2010
It’s time for another edition of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Jess: Britni I amb drunk! Jess: You’re in bostjb and I’m healids, Jess: I rink your suuukd come to Chicago and Feyn drunk with mr! Me: Yes! Jess: Whynbbin the var jerked off Jess: Omg there do hot! Me: Who’s hot? Jess: Joghus Jess: [...]
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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: August 1, 2010
It’s time for another installment of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Her: Brt is joefwst!!! Me: Yay drunk texts! Her: G with the thing and I got ooylair wrecked. Me: It’s my going away party! Her: I’m at joefwst I’m fso f HD up baby: Me: This is another blog post, FYI. Her: In he [...]
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Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: July 24, 2010
Jess Manifesto likes to send me text messages when she’s drunk. Unfortunately, I never have any freaking idea what they say. She sends me jibberish, and I respond with generic answers. She therefore thinks that I understood what she said, and continues talking. Here is last night’s exchange: Jess: Briiiiiitnnnniiiiii. I jaz w chihahoi drunk! [...]
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What’s In Your Box?: Jess Manifesto

By Britni TheVadgeWig | Published: June 15, 2010
I am Jess Manifesto, a mom, massage therapist, and fanatic about all things French. I blog my true life sex stories, my toy reviews, and my ever popular Monday Morning Hotness at Fantastically Naughty. 2. My toy collection is evolving and expanding more and more all the time. Before I started reviewing in March, I [...]
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