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Britni TheVadgeWig
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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Category Archives: Awesomeness
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon: OkCupid Version
The Players: myself, Rose, The Scientist, The Scientist’s Girlfriend The Background: I used to work with Rose at the toy store. I’ve gone on several dates with The Scientist. The Scientist is poly and has a primary partner, his Girlfriend. All four of us are on OkCupid. The Sitch: After my first date with The [...]
“WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
You know it was a killer weekend when it involved the following: Waking up surrounded by a frisbee, a dozen cupcakes, and a head of cabbage has gone missing. Accidentally meeting Pandora Boxx in a club. Seeing friends that you haven’t seen in years while simultaneously making lots of awesome new ones. Possibly not speaking [...]
Also posted in Self Medication 4 Comments
Anti-Rape Campaigns Done Right
Men Can Stop Rape has released a new anti-rape campaign, and it’s awesome. Not only does it feature both a gay couple and a minority couple among the posters, but instead of telling women not to drink so much/stay out late/wear something slutty, it simply focuses on stopping rape. It’s the sentiment of “the only [...]
Also posted in Rape Culture 8 Comments
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
It’s time for another installment of “Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto!” Her: Brt is joefwst!!! Me: Yay drunk texts! Her: G with the thing and I got ooylair wrecked. Me: It’s my going away party! Her: I’m at joefwst I’m fso f HD up baby: Me: This is another blog post, FYI. Her: In he [...]
Sound Advice
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Super Powers
I didn’t publish this comment, because it would have continued a discussion that had long ended and the guy that wrote it had already spewed victim-blaming rhetoric all over the comments of another post, but I wanted to post it here because it might just be The Best Comment Ever regarding how to avoid being [...]
Also posted in Rape Culture 15 Comments
Drunk Texting With Jess Manifesto
Jess Manifesto likes to send me text messages when she’s drunk. Unfortunately, I never have any freaking idea what they say. She sends me jibberish, and I respond with generic answers. She therefore thinks that I understood what she said, and continues talking. Here is last night’s exchange: Jess: Briiiiiitnnnniiiiii. I jaz w chihahoi drunk! [...]
Also posted in Self Medication, With A Little Help From My Friends Tagged Jess Manifesto 11 Comments
Genghis Khunt, Random Brutal Sex Master
I’m shamelessly stealing this from Janie, but my result was too funny not to post. I took the OkCupid Dating Persona Test, and here were my results: Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture: But we figured you wouldn’t understand, and rightly so. We [...]
Also posted in Diarrhea of the Mind 8 Comments
Falling into Place