So, I have a boyfriend. He will be referred to on this blog as Jesus. Meg named him because Jesus was Jewish and bearded (as is the guy) and did stuff with wine (this guy owns a bar). He likes the name because Jesus was also a carpenter, and was therefore “good with his wood.” Also, he said that it’s fitting, since he can “bring [me] closer to God, or at least make [me] scream His name.” It will be pronounced “hay-soos,” as he likes to tease me about having a thing for Hispanic men (The Bruiser has a Spanish name, and I fucked a guy from OkC with a Spanish name), even though I don’t, really.
I met him at his bar. I thought he was gay. He thought I was a tomboy. First impressions are really something, eh?
And there you have it. A new addition to the cast of characters.
I'm Britni, a snarky bitch and generally awesome person. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. If sex-positivity, discussions about BDSM and kink, queer issues, and topics that are completely inappropriate by society's standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
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So happy that I could assist in naming your boyfriend. : P
And glad that he approves, too. : )
Hi Britni….I’m so glad you were able to meet someone. Hopefully you two will have a wonderful relationship. Looking forward to reading how it progresses in your blog!
Kara XOXO
PS. Jess said to tell you the Buddy Jesus pic was awesome LOL
Awesome!!!! I love how in your tweets, his name is always followed by (hee). It makes me chuckle. Actually, it makes me snort. (It’s really awkward.)
I cannot. stop. giggling. at this nickname. But I’m glad you’re happy!
This is hilarious. Wishing you many pleasant times with Jesus!
Oh God
Congrats
And he has excellent taste in suspenders and hats.
Jesus Lives! Glad you’re having fun!
Yay, I’m very happy for you! For some reason I read the title as ‘Meet Jesús” with the tone of a Univisión game show host.
Hope it doesn’t take this one three days to rise again!
What’s the matter baby, you’re trembling Jesus baby
Your love, is my life
You know when I’m without there’s a blackhole in my life
Ohhh I wanna believe, it’s alright
Cause I get lonely in the night and it’s up to you to save me
Jesus baby
Sung in Cartman voice, ahf carse.